Updated 12-16-09: On full time home hospices taking care of my mother during her final days and will have a hard time meeting you for a while, but we can at least meet over the telephone if interested. I think I need to grow back the beard, what do you think?

What can I say...Hmmm...the photos are updated monthly and other than being short (5ft-5 1/2-in), 25 pounds overweight (189), old (65) and ugly (boo), I'm working on that Steve Reeves build and sorry, can't do anything about my Rodney Dangerfield sense of humor. All my friends live in Broward and I live in North Miami. Like you, I would like to meet someone who is still attractive after all these years, loves to laugh and instead of seeing the glass as half full, figures the glass is just too big!

I'm pretty sure that we both would like to meet a new best friend that might be interested in either a short-term and fun; or, long-term and fun relationship, both of which would include lots of laughs, planning new adventures together, playing like we are kids again and writing a new chapter in our lives together.

Meet at a favorite restaurant.