ummm be who i am and say what i feel.... because those who mind dont matter... and those who matter dont mind..

Music in every way is my addiction, its one thing that matters

I was a waitress for 4 1/2 years. Only twice did I intentionally mess with people's food.

I’m in awe of my pets most of the time. Sometimes, I want to drop kick them, but most of the time, I'm in awe.

I understand your highs, and I’ll talk you through the lows.
I will NEVER respect you, trying to be something you're not.
I will let you down, if your expectations exceed mine.

I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

I like to watch the pile of leaves from the roof of my car, fly off behind me on a mid fall day. I feel like I'm in a parade.

when im in wal-mart I sometimes like to test the fishing rods .. An see what I can catch from the niebouring aisles

I have flaws: I love too much, dream too big, rock too hard…sometimes im a taker’ when I should be a giver... and vise versa... Guilty as charged, I accept this superhuman burden.

Im hopelessly addicted to RANCH…or as I call it the nectar of the gods. Oh ya… crave it all of the time~ I eat it on my chicken, pizza, French fries, tacos, hell, I eat it on everything...

The manliest thing I do is grill. I love grilling stuff. I'd grill breakfast cereal if I could figure out how...

ohhh an I understand that scissors can beat paper ,
and I get how rock can beat scissors ,
but there's NO ****ing way paper can beat rock .
paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile??
why the hell can't paper do this to scissors??
screw scissors , why can't paper do this to people ?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class ?
I'll tell you why , because paper can't beat nothin,
a rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.
sooo when I play rock / paper/ scissors i always choose rock .
then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their trick ass paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
"Oh sh*t sorry bro, I thought paper would protect you,... shit!! ***hole..

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”