I'm a native of Southern California (The San Fernando Valley) and have somewhat of a keen sense of humor, which I use professionally. I'm kind, considerate and compassionate. You might even say that I'm interesting, provocative and well seasoned…(not necessarily in that order). During the day I’m known as a mild mannered consultant who educates and counsels companies on the ways of direct response marketing and at night I turn my passions to writing and performing comedy improv. The comedy was something I took up some years ago and I did it in place of bowling (I never bowled over 50). My current hobby is carving wooden hats for small barn yard animals. I’m in the process of writing a few self help books - what do you think of these possible titles:

Wallow - The Unabridged Exploration of the Unfairness of the Universe
7 Habits of Highly Effective Sociopaths
The Art Of Faking Happiness
I’m Heavily Medicated How Are You?
Chicken Soup For The Disgruntled Postal Worker’s Soul
Mine All Mine - Contesting Your Wealthy Relative’s Last Will & Testament
Bad To The Last Cup - Fighting the Coffee Colonic Addiction
Go 2 Bed - Parenting With Post-its
His mind is like a steel trap... full of mice
Honk if you ready to get a brain scan
I'm cat furniture, again
It’s stopped moving! Cook it!
Step into the toilets for a minute – we’ll see who’s gay!
This looks tasteful... I’ll get some sandpaper
Everyone should have at least one potato. Just in case
I am many… but I never claimed to be an entire nation before.
When good cholesterol goes bad.
Native American names for the incontinent.
Winning at whining and making it work for you.
I know it's Mandarin but please don't lick the furniture.
50 Ways to Say Maybe
20 Things to Do in the Produce Aisle
Men Who Love Women Who Love Them
Cats, Iguanas and Pencil Sharpeners
Traveling the Space, Time Continuum on a Budget
Particle or Wave: Who Cares?
Is God Married? (and if so, who to?)
Heavenly Mother, Where Art Thou?
Children: the Ultimate Payback
The Study of Black Holes, or Poring Over My Bank Statement
Zoloft or Prozac - The New Daily Vitamin
Multi-Tasking For Drivers - How to talk on your cell phone while applying make-up on the 405
Nair Shampoo - The Silent Revenge
Internet Dating - Whatever Happened to the Prom Queen/Football Player Wannabees
Coco's; God's Waiting Room

I am looking for someone that I am able to connect with on many levels. Someone who is self-confident and willing to share their self with a trusted partner. Someone who has a sense of humor and wit, romantic, intelligence, integrity, sincerity and sensitivity yet inner strength.

some place quite where we can get to know each other either over coffee or lunch