i am just an average lad, nothing special about me apart from the fact that i am........... stunningly average looking, very laid back, very easy going, massive sense of humour, gets me in trouble at times. i like a few drinks, love alsorts of music. i also like boobs, but then again,all guys like boobs. i am 43yrs old, so i have seen a few in my time. they come in all shapes and sizes. little pert ones, really small ones, big firm ones, massive droppy ones. myself, i think a perfect boob is 38b. nice size, good cup size perfect. however, if they was small ones, i would just push them together and make one nice one. now before you all start going on at me because i have been upfront and honest. im sure most of you women think along the same lines with guys and there penis. like i said, im just an average lad, but my penis is a really happy looking one. and lets not forget that my profile is only a reflection of my sense of humour. so if you have not got one, or you think im a perv for daring to mention the words boob and penis on here, then dont talk to me. UPDATE.....28/09/09.... there is not must that i seek really, im just sat here thinking about it just now. nice girl, that goes without saying. more than half the bed, and most of the quilt, 3 pillows, a semi detached house, with a garage and a rover 214SEi parked init and a shed, steady job to pay my bills. and the most important things, a good pair of shoes and a very nice bed

i would have a long shower, give myself a good wash, make sure i have no wax in my ears. wear the jeans that hold me in the right places make my ass look sexy, nice shirt, and nice shoe`s on, got to be a shoe, as i have holes in my socks and the shoe hides it. plus i never take my shoes off on a first date.

now then, as i drive you to the local pub, o, by the why when is it 2 for 1 in your local ?? i will have enrique on. HERO

WOULD YOU DANCE IF I ASKED YOU TO DANCE
WOULD RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK
WOULD YOU CRY IF YOU SAW ME CRYING
WOULD YOU SAVE MY SOUL TONIGHT
WOULD YOU TREMBLE IF I TOUCHED YOUR LIPS
WOULD YOU LAUGH O PLEASE TELL ME THIS
WOULD YOU DIE FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE
HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN
I WILL STAND BY YOU FOR EVER
YOU CAN TAKE MY BREATH AWAY

WOULD YOU SWEAR THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE
WOULD YOU LIE
WOULD YOU RUN A MILE
AM I INTO DEEP
HAVE I LOST MY MIND
I DONT CARE YOUR HERE TONIGHT

I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAIN
I WILL STAND BY YOU FOR EVER
YOU CAN TAKE MY BREATH AWAY

I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOU
AM I INTO DEEP
HAVE I LOST MY MIND
I DONT CARE
YOUR HERE TONIGHT

then the next song on the car cd player is LADY GA GA.......PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO POKER FACE............... awesome

so there you go, what a date that sounds eh........... hero playing going to the pud ,plenty drinks in the local on the 2 for 1, then lady ga ga on the way home. i dont reckon any guy on here can beat my idea of a date. what do you think ??

UPDATE*************UPDATE*****************UPDATE****************UPDATE*********

right, now then, first of all, i have no problem with fat people. now as i am reading profiles, i see that when it ask`s WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A FIRST DATE...... all the ones that say they are..... AVERAGE BUILD....THIN....ATHELTIC....... always say they would like to go to a bar or a cafe for a drink and a chat. nothing wrong with that. however, when the profile say`s A FEW EXTRA POUNDS............ its funny how they all say a nice meal, or something to eat eh.................LOL.LOL.....