First its too long, then its too short. I guess I don't know how to e-please. I'm positive I'm over-thinking this entirely too much. I tend to do that...I think alot. If I were a super-powered individual, I'd be the mastermind who's got those glasses he's always pushing back up onto his face. Not that I wear glasses, I've considered it....you know, for the shtick, but my vision is perfect. I guess my mom was wrong about sitting too close to the TV when I was a kid huh?

Anyway (because anywayS is NOT grammatically correct, and it sometimes annoys me when people use it), I don't know what you people want on here. And by you people I mean women :p

About me: I'm 27, I'm mixed race, I'm in school studying criminal justice, I finished the police academy not too long ago, and hopefully will soon be picked up by an agency. I work at a nuclear plant right now, and no :( I haven't gotten super powers yet :(
Since I'm 27 it means I've been around a bit, I know what I want and what I don't want as far as women are concerned. I'm not picky per-se...but I do have things that I'm not willing to tolerate. The biggest thing is, I'm not willing to compromise myself and who I am, to be with someone, did it before and learned my lesson. I'm putting my foot down. *STOMP* there, see?
I really feel like I have alot to give though, at first unless I feel comfortable, I can sometimes be kind of aloof, but when I start to feel comfortable, I'm incredibly thoughtful and kind, and I'll bend over backward and do a split for you. DON'T ABUSE IT!

Here's a list of random stuff about me, because everybody likes lists right? They quantify stuff and make it more apparent.
- I will call you on your bullshit
- I'm allergic to stupid people
- I have many thoughts but few words, and sometimes many thoughts and many words
- I read between the lines, body language is a giveaway
- I'm blessed with common sense and can't stand those that don't
- I have complete confidence in myself
- I hate it when people judge
- I'm the friend thats always there
- IMPORTANT!!!: If you take me too serious, there's a good possibility that I will offend you
- I use both eyes to see the world
- I have an iguana named Iguanadon
- I can be feisty...but I'm never mean
- I don't regret anything that once made me smile
- I have an opinion on everything and try like hell not to voice it all the time

If you got through all that, then seriously, please email me. I'm pretty chill, I don't bite, and I'd love to hear from anybody.

I'm not going to describe a date here. Its too presumptuous, especially for this site. Its a dating site and people seem to get freaked out when you mention dating...go figure.

Instead I'm going to make a list of what I would LIKE in a girl. These aren't criteria. If you can check off a few you're golden. If you can add new one's you're awesome too :)

- You agree with anything I said up in the previous list
- You're honest and forthright
- You don't take yourself too seriously, and don't get offended by sarcasm
- You can give it as well as you get it ( I'm not thinking dirty...if you are then...you fell for it!) (but no..seriously)
- You don't listen to Limbaugh or Beck
- You return phone calls
- If you're interested in someone you make a point to spend time with them (none of that game BS..we're adults here)
- You like horror movies :p
- You keep yourself in shape
- You're not a vegetarian, or at least if you are then you don't have a problem with omnivores :)
- You like the beach
- Especially at night
- You don't have family issues
- You have a car
- You like regressing to a kid sometimes!

I'll probably add more later.