If you fit the following please feel free to e-mail me.....If you don't brush your hair or teeth or are missing at least 3 teeth, your perfume smells like Essence of Ass, you look like you should be grazing in a pasture, your feet and hands are so rough you could sand a deck smooth with them, you can eat corn on the cob thru a picket fence, you wanna get married after 1 conversation, you are a stalker, your favorite thing to do is nothing and finally... want someone who will cater too your every need cause you can't do anything yourself.
Hopefully, you will see the sarcasm in that cause this is all I seem to get on here. I'm not on here for sex or to trade dirty pics like some people seem to be. I'm not a male model and it seems that 99% of the people on here only care what you look like. Which to a point, I get but, that shouldn't be the only thing. Looks get your attention and we all have standards but, not to respond to someone just cause they're not "hot" to you is just shallow and rude. Maybe they should have a "My Matches Page" for looks only. I think there are a lot of people that would go out with a guy if he's good looking and was a piece of crap before they even looked at someone who they had a lot in common with but, wasn't a stud. Whatever....cause I've seen so many pics on here that I know aren't you and if they are some of them were 50 lbs. ago. Plus, I see people saying they are 32 and they look 50. C'mon if you're 50 say you're 50. Basically I'm an honest, no nonsense, no drama guy with a sarcastic sense of humor. I like to joke around and have fun.

New Update*** I know I'll catch some hell for this BUT, if your pictures have you laying on a bed with basically nothing but your bra and panties on or your just a frogs hair away from your boobs or coochie popping out don't say how innocent you are. I mean I'm not saying you're looking for sex but, you're definitely not that innocent if your gonna put pics like that of yourself on the internet where everyone can see. How can you say you're just looking for friends or hang out? The only thing hanging out is parts of your anatomy. With everything I've said in my profile I would assume that if I had shirtless photos, pics of me grabbing my junk or pics where I look like I'm smuggling grapes in my underwear no one would believe anything I said. So, if your pics make you look like a bad Victoria Secret's model please don't try and convince us you just wanna be friends....ok?