[Ok, Ok, Maybe not your glorious Knight, more like, a Knight in rusty armour seeking his Maid Marian with an oiling can!]

Hey!!

Welcome, and thank you for taking a look at my profile, Hopefully I wont scare you off too much, and if I do, I’m sorry! Hope you don’t scream too loud!!

Right – Anyway, I’m defiantly going to try my best to keep this minimal, otherwise for me to give you a truthful and detailed ‘about me’ you’d be reading this for a few hours, bored out of your mind, and then you’d have no need to contact me as you’d have nothing else to say!

I must admit I’m a little stuck what to say now, what can I say that might draw you in, or interest you, without me sounding like I’m a salesman selling my self, or a shady pimp – pimping out myself!!! Owch.

Of course, you can see from the pic, I have my complications, but other than the obvious I’m generally quite normal (I hope!) typical interests as everyone else, ya know – Cars, Girls, Motorsports, girls, Cars, Girls, Music, Girls, Friends, Girls… Stuff.. oh and did I say… Girls?

Speaking of which, some of you may of recently viewed my profile and been like.. WTF? It previously said:
‘I’m a selfish prick, a hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big d1ck and a marathon tongue. I’m young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don’t have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want when I want.’

Lol – well, if you didn’t guess, I was just joking around – I’d had a spurt of people previous to publishing the above that must have been quite bored, and decided it was their duty to inform me how I was living in dream land if I thought I had a chance of having a date blah blah blah, and just in general, my profile isn’t too popular around here, I need to work on my 6 pack ey? So, I just decided that if I was going to be treat like an a$$hole without getting a chance, then I may as well just act like one too – so I set the above, and I got much more interesting comments!!

Anyway – this is already getting quite long, and so far I’ve done a dreadful job at describing myself… ah well, your just gonna have to contact me and ask whatever you’d like to know, I’ll be happy to chat to you I’m sure…

And seriously, if you just want to contact me to tell me I’m living in a dream world, I’d like to ask before you waste your time… Where on my profile does it say that I’m looking for my one true love, seeking my perfect princess? Does my profile say, please only contact me if you’re hot, sexy, beautiful, naughty, model or a pornstar…? Nope, that’s right… infact, my profile says I’m seeking talk / email… So, come on, seriously – Do you really think I care about what your opinion is? How about, you save yourself some time, and me some time, and carry on with your business – Excellent, thanks. :down:

However, again, if you’d like to chat and get to know me I’ll be more than happy to chat with you

I was advised recently that my profile should describe the kind of person I’d like to chat too… Well, its true I don’t request you to be over 5”9, DD’s, firm a$$ and tanned skin, nor do I specify on key personality traits. Right now, if you’re readying this I probably don’t know you, you’re all equal, and unique, I’m not going to miss out on getting to know interesting people due to me specifying a narrow tunnel of qualities that I expect you to measure upto, like.. unless you’re the things I listed you’re suddenly not worthy of speaking to me? Lol. Just because one girl I liked was… lets say funny and out going, doesn’t mean that every girl has to be funny and outgoing for me to like her! So, no, I’m sorry, I’m not willing to limit the people I talk to by outlining some kind of criteria, I’m not going to judge a book by its cover, and I’m open to getting to know all kinds of characters and qualities in people that I might not of experienced before. So, who do I want to talk to? Well…. If you’re still reading this, you.

Good luck with your fishing - maybe you'll catch me!