I'm a relaxed,casual, and easy going person. Enjoy keeping fit and active. I enjoy being outdoors - only thing I don't like is rain, except when there is a storm. Love stargazing whenever its clear! I enjoy my work. I have two beautiful daughters that I love - most of the time anyway! If my pic is not on profile and you would like my pic just ask. Thanks for reading and good luck.

Profile Updated 3rd March 1977

My dream for the future: get out of this invested town and live somewhere with my people

Eat meat everyday!

For all you anti-smokers I must point out that I have cut down dramatically - im now
on 30 roll-ups a day plus I use filters to keep my breath fresh in case i get a kiss. I have also reduced my cider intake from 4 pints to 2 pints per day and reverted to the consumption of frosty jack, rather than white lightning.
Oh by the way - if tattoos put you off don't worry I don't have any! and for all you discerning ladies I have been circumcised - pretty gruesome sight to be honest! Best left dormant I reckon! Ear-rings are not for me - I'm not a bloody pirate, I'm a tramp! Integrity is not one of my virtues nor do I have any sense of morality, but to my credit I don't have a 'comb over' or any hang ups. My glass eye has got a nice glint to it - so long as you remember that sometimes it appears that I am eyeing someone up but its the cross-eyed effect in action.

If you've been round the block a few times - I can cope with that.


To message Vinny you MUST meet the following criteria:

Must not this
Must not that
I would not be compatible with a non smoker
I live an unexceptional life
Must not have looked at pics
Must not live in two places
Must not be a greeny
No Facebookers!
Must not work in journalism or the media.
I'm easy on the eye!
I don't walk on beaches.
No cross-dressers who think they are a female!
No UAF/SWP types
I'm not here to satisfy someones bloody husbands fantasy!
Nor am I here to satisfy someones wife with a pervy husband looking on!
Must not have messaged anyone for 'dating'
Must not be a deviant
Must not have upside down pics
I cannot guarantee my fertility
I'm not very ambitious
Most definitely no buggery!!!!!
Must not have multiple ID's
Must not have dogs breath
Must not request to talk dirty
No prostitutes please
No pond life please
I'm not here to prove how exceptional I am
I do not swear and i do not spit
I better slip this in...Must not be married or in a relationship!!!!!
Must not have had to visit the VD clinic in the last 5 years
Must not be a clubber
No feminists
No men....obviously
Must know what sex they are!
Must be a climate change denier
Must appreciate the significance of 'no go areas' in our traditional northern towns
Most definitely no one whose has batted for the other team!
Must not be giddy
Must be Irish, Welsh, Scottish, or English - no ethnics
I work hard and then I take it easy
Must not communicate in a foreign language
No bear back! whatever the bloody hell that is
No ice cubes either!
Favourite Groups: Tocnor, Rabid Sads, Old Rebel, & Plenituft
Must not have scabies
If this phrase represents you 'I don't do chat' keep well away!
Must not be on anti-depressants
I have pet stick insects in a jar...they are my life
Must not be a tart
Must not be plastic or had a facelift
Must not be prone to governmental/media thought control
Must not be a celeb lover
Must be a Christian and native to The British Isles
Must not be showing cleavage
Must be aware of whats happening to our country and our brethren in Europe
Must not be into threesomes and gas masks and crap like that or ffs water sports!!
Must have freckles
Must have at least back teeth
Must be very upmarket and classy!
Must not be a dogger!!!!!
Must not have messaged users for the time
No pic I will always answer!
You must be a bigot to contact this user.
I'm here to make up the numbers
I go to the gym 8 times a week and follow each session with a pose round sainsburys
Must not have ever voted Labour
Must be able to meet in a public place, but not public toilets!
Must be a smoker....Psstt.. definitely NO non-smokers! Yuk!
Must have some kind of opinion, but not derived from The Daily Mirror, The Guardian, or The BBC! and must use The Star and The Sun in the smelly cats litter tray, or better still as toilet paper. (Update: must know who to vote for in the Euro Election! God help us if you don't!)
I will not accept messages longer than a sentence
Must like valuing diversity courses.
I most definitely do not do one night stands!
I live life in the slow lane.
No Gawpers! (people watchers)
My best friend is Isaac Hunt
I like spending quality time in the toilet

Favourite Music : None!

TESTIMONIAL: Well, what can I say? !!! He's a one in a 4! Hey ladies this is one special guy to be treated with kindness and respect blah blah blah ffs!!!

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Special Note: It has become apparent that I am way to demanding so I going to relax on the number of pre-requisites above that are needed to contact me. I will now be satisfied if you just meet one of the above.....thank you in anticipation.

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