Okay, they gave me a 4 point memo on how to be successful and not waste my time with this, but I'm gonna just go with it.

I'm pretty much the most laid back guy you will ever meet. I like to do all kind of average guy things like: watch movies, read books, pretend to be into the same things that you are into so that you'll like me, etc. (just kidding.)

I'm a hard worker, loyal, and I'd like to think I'm clever and witty, but doesn't everyone? I will try to make you laugh, even if it's at my own expense. I used to claim to be a grammar nazi, but then I started to realize I make frequent typos, which open me up for frequent ridicule. In all seriousness, I'm just looking for someone to go out with and be able to have an adult conversation with, and then go from there.

I think it's also important to point out the following things that I am not going to do:

Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Eh, who knows? It really depends on the person and the situation.