i work as a broomstick extractor (most that need my service don't know it).....it's quite fulfilling....except the splinter removal. Appearance wise...i have chin length nostril hair that i sometimes braid with beads. I have an infectious smile due to poor oral hygiene. I prefer to eat my food with my feet....which allows me to play with my nose beads during dinner. On a more personal note ..my idea of foreplay is ..."honey brace yourself" lol Looking for someone for many adventures that likes to have fun no matter what it is we're doing.....and of course appreciates being a goofball at times

go to salvation army or goodwill and dress the other person in whatever ridiculous outfit you can find....they then have to wear that for the remainder of the evening lol Is this too much for a first date? If you think not...you need therapy as much as i do lol Ok something more tame.....how about a nice italian restaurant and rolling ravioli with your nose?

best luck everyone out there in finding what you want.....with or without a tarp full of jello