Dear man,

I am a fun and outgoing super tall gal looking for (maybe you) an outgoing super tall gentleman that does not take life too seriously but does not have the humor of an 8th grader. What that means is “don't be a lameass and don't be annoying enough to want pound in the nads.” I'm basically looking for a gentleman that is no stress and no drama cause me no want problem.

About U: My best match would be an H-O-N-E-S-T, educated, TALL, gutsy (big woppin cohones) non-cocky, and driven man that has a knowledge of the world outside of the New York/Long Island b.s. bubble.

Mo About Me: I love to learn. A little exchange of knowledge is always welcomed. Tell me something I don't know bud. I also love being outdoors and hanging out with the fuzzy creatures or what's left of them. Fresh air makes me happy. New York city makes me cough...


Mo about U: If you use nothing but profane words to describe your feelins...Begone! I have my moments but I think it is best if you practice formal english cause that is what they there speak here in AMERIKA.

The gentleman I am looking for should have a great love and respect for his family and for humankind even when I don't sometimes, A-lot. Above all, he must be able to laugh at my crazy jokes.

Mo about Me: I have a tendency to take random last minute road trips so that should be ok with you, if not i'll see ya next weekend.

I am a very spontaneous gal and I love to dance. I can dance anywhere if I feel the urge come on so don't feel odd about that just join in. Music is important to me and I feel it's important that we have some groups, types, genres in common...Some of my favorite groups or artists are Depeche Mode, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Goldfrapp, Alice in Chains,Nirvana, Rammstein, Covenant, VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, And One, Nitzer Ebb, ABBA, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Portishead, Qntal. I'm a big fan of 80's synth-pop, EBM music.

Nothing like listening to NIN on the way to work in the AM.

PS:
If you are and do any of the following please do not e-mail me:

#1. A Thugg- If you still wear overly baggie jeans at 30 yrs of age and listen to Hip Hop, Reggeton, chin strap, cubic zirconia earrings blegh. Clearly I am not your chica.
#2. You look like you smell.
#3. Angry and bitter at your ex's and don't really like women, but think you need one to get back at all the rest. Me no, thank you.
#4. You are older than moses, and look like mister magoo but yet are still searching for a young lover.
#5. Send me pictures of your pecs through the mirror and the hard body you worked on in prison.
#6. Lie about your job and then forget what your fake job is. O-M-G.
#7. You come from a small village and need a green card. Your wife and kids are back at the village but that don't count because you in AMERIKA.



I'll add more to the list as I encounter em.

Depends on how much I like ya. There are levels.
Meeting up for coffee in public close to the door... ;0)

What we do will be radical cause i'm awesome and everything will be so cool it's awesome cha.
Thanks!