Stole this and love it!!! Deres defiantly a good chanze dat if u tlk lyke dis, I won't be interested.

Having the mathematics of beauty does not make you a beautiful person.
If you want a man to say more about you than how you look..then say something more about YOU/yourself in your profile ..i mean for real,you know how we are wired so why are YOU complaining.
And ladies these lines are killing me:"I would love to meet a man that knows what he wants and is not afraid to go after it."(seen this about 1000 times)IN other words you want someone who is not confused about wanting YOU ..damn say what you really mean
and my favorite "TIRED OF THE GAMES" OR "NO GAME PLAYERS" seriously? let everyone know how vulnerable you are..
oh yeah and "i want a real man" if YOU knew what that was you wouldn't be here..
Hmm I think im gonna change the game up a little and instead of telling you all things good about myself. I think its best to tell you what i would consider my worst , then there is no surprises , ya feel me? For some, the first impression of me is that i am an azz hole but more than likely its because ive said some thing to you that YOU didn't like, sorry just dont like to coat sugar with shyt because its still gonna taste the same in the end. My obsession are Making music and technology for some this may not be or seem like an issue but if these are things you are not into in the least bit the i am NOT the one for you (relationship wise) if im not working i sleep all day and im up ALL night been that way forever and Probably wont change.. religious person, not really but I WILL GO TO CHURCH. I am a spiritual person and do believe in a higher power, but NOT a religion taught by people who brought my people over as slaves however, i do believe that the world is a better place with religion IN PLACE, get it?

I am very opinionated ..to the point of arrogance if i believe im right. but i believe that it make for great debate and good conversation, are you up for the challenge? I have had a hard life made plenty of mistakes and will probably make a few more along the way, but my love (if you are fortunate enough to get) is unconditional.

For my GOLD DIGGERS ..If You are looking for money (or someone to wine and dine and take care of you) that is about as bad as men looking for sex. JUST so you know IT wont happen HERE.. Dating is about the value of the person NOT the persons value.. there's plenty of females i could be with that have MUCH paper.. But trust me when i say i would rather wake up to someone broke and happy then rich and unhappy.
Hopfully you WILL realize that before its too late.

If your body type says "perfer not to say " then i prefer not to date..sorry
Some of you either have very bad friends (ones that lie to you to make you feel good ) or you truly do not know the difference between thin, athletic, average and a few extra pounds.. You said you want honesty ..you have come to the right place i wont lie to you.. I have a full body shot i expect to see one too..
I want a woman who thinks that her intelligence surpasses that of mere mortals (but without saying it, get it?

Someone who can be just as secure without me as they are when they are with me ..

Please be realistic in what you want. i mean if your not in the same state or geographical location, whats the point? unless you plan on moving here.
Ive been on here long enough to see the same faces (over and over ) and i think some of you like the IDEA of dating or being with someone, the chase(and or the attention) but are not in the least bit serious . And if its because your busy, then um maybe you shouldn't date.... Make sense?

On occasion when i do go out, i am a social drinker NOT a sloppy drinker if you are someone who feels the need to get sloppy drunk EVERYTIME we go out, then you have some underlying issues that you need to take care of.(Like how is that fun when you don't even remember what you did the night before?) I have been there,done that, not interested..

Most of the profiles i read say "looking for honesty", well here's a thought. How about putting yourself in a position so ..YOU don't have to trust anyone then you dont have to worry about trust.

Someone asked me the difference between "loving someone" and being "in love" with them
its funny when you think about it...
Being in love IS conditional (im in love with her/him because ..(of something)
loving someone is UNconditional no matter what they do (or have done) you still love them ..no matter what.. make sense?

I just wanna Pay my bills have someone to come home to, do things together ,do nothing together. how simple can i make it ..

its all about the chemistry....
and i am looking for MR. and MRS. smith type chemistry..(seen the movie)