There once was this goat...ok that's a good start, but even better would be

There was 5 goats, now i think we are getting some where, but what if??
One day 25 goats went to the pub, see its interesting.. but what to do at the pub...
hmmm

one day 50 goats went to the pub and ordered a round of drinks... the ending would only work if they were called billy

so....
one day 25 billy goats went to the pub and ordered some beers and the bartender looked at the goats and said"fine, next time don't be so gruff about it, use some manners..."

there is no moral to the story just some that takes up a few lines and i enjoyed writing, if you want to know a anything about me just ask me.

well, there would have to be food involved, just cause i think a meal with good company can transform any night.. think back to the stories u have heard about couple that have fallen for each other straight away.... nothing is really said about the food... i think that is a mistake, cause they never went to Macca's and fell in love over a Big Mac meal