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About Me
Hello! Sorry, I'm just looking to talk to animated statues, talking aminals and living mummies!
Don't be upset, however, I am not a good man to date. I can only breathe underwater, and I am actually made of food, so aminals who don't talk, and thereby have no regard for manners, often try to get they lips on my pizza sauce blood. I know this is all difficult to understand, and slightly upsetting. My deepest apologies, but online dating seems to be heavily biased against people made of food!
First Date
Swim beneath the breadth of the frozen Portage Lakes, take a nap in the sewer, etc.
PizzaTacos has 2 roses that can be sent.
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