Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly,
laugh uncontrollably... and never regret anything that made you smile



Hello there. Thanks for stopping by. Come on in and make yourself comfy while I tell you a little about me.
I'm New England born and bred, having grown up in a small, coastal village in Massachusetts. I transplanted to Fla. about 20 years ago.
I'm laid back, easy going and go well with beer or wine.(especially the pink kind from a box!) I like to go out and listen to live music with friends. I enjoy the beach but hardly ever get there.
I believe there is humor all around us and believe we should all laugh heartily at least once a day.
I like to cook, and I can cook more than beans and weenies!
I live on a tight budget, but I do work and pay my bills and can still manage to scrape up enough extra to have fun once in a while.
I like to spend time with my parents.I have to many friends that can no longer do so and do not wish to waste the opportunity while I still can. I also like to hang out with my children (all grown up now) and my grandchildren. I don't want to waste those opportunities either.
Musically, I play radio and air guitar. I listen to a variety of styles and artists depending on what the moment calls for. Music can set the mood or compliment it.
I like to read, and have occasionally written.
I am a simple man and a contented man, not driven by ambition nor motivated by avarice.
I am not afraid of silence and enjoy the serenity of time spent sitting still.
If you want to know about the Dudeist priest thing, ask me.

8 steps to the perfect date:
1) Lie to my chick about having to babysit the grandkids.
2) Arrive late picking you up and lean on the horn till your neighbors are pissed off.
3) Take you out to a nice place like McDonalds or Sonic, maybe even Taco Bell!
4) Talk about myself all through dinner, lying about most of it.
5) Conveniently forget my wallet when it's time to pay
6) Compliment you on your "nice rack"
7) Ask for sex
8) If the answer is no, ask if you have a sister, a younger sister.

I developed this outline based on common complaints I have heard from women concerning internet dating. I hope you got your daily chuckle!

Realy now, I'm friends with a very good southern rock band, Rebel Pride, and they are always a good time!