Hello out there!

I currently live with my dog in Seattle, but seeing as how he isn't much of a conversationalist, here I am. My hobbies include hiding useless metals in the sand at the beach so that the dudes with the metal detectors have something to do, I study new vocabulary words so that I can retain my title as a cunning linguist, and I like to walk around town and push the 'cross' button at crosswalks even though I have no intention of actually crossing.

I have no taste in music as I had no idea this whole time that I was supposed to be putting the music in my mouth. Silly kids!

If you have made it this far you might have figured out that I like to joke around and make people laugh(even at my own expense), and I am fluent in sarcasm. And if laughter really is the best medicine, then you can call me Doc.

I'll bring the funny if you bring the pretty, and we'll see who shoots the milk out of their nose first.