I'm a nice, normal, no-drama seeking guy with a dancing banana! I truly want that Puppy Love Crushy Feeling..you know..the one we use to have back in Grade School when our eyes fell upon that ONE person that made our young heart skip a beat! If I were to discribe the "perfect" woman that would give me that feeling..and I DO realize that NO ONE is "perfect"..it would have to be someone who I'm attracted to mentally and physcially..someone with high self esteem..someone who's secure..someone who's positive and funny. someone who enjoys a little adventure and willing to help save up for it..someone who takes care of her health by eating right and exercise. Someone willing to be bad at golf with me..hehe..someone who gets along with her family and friends. Someone who's content just hanging out at home and doesn't have to be wined and dined ALL THE TIME. Someone who likes me for who I am..and doesn't DISlikes me for what I don't have. I might have everything she's ever wanted..and then some (wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more!) And just an FYI, Smoking brought an early end to my Sweet Mother's life, so, it's not likely(about a snowballs chance in Hell) I'll ever have a relationship with someone who may end up in the same situation. But at least you'd be cool and glamourous laying there!

Ideally, you're local and single or ALREADY divorced. Little tough to date if we're hours away and you're still legally married or CONSIDERING Divorce, don'tcha think

On the first date we would go to a restaurant where we could talk to see if there was a mutual connection. A place where we wouldn't be rushed out after we eat so we could take our time and talk. After that, if there was a "connection", then go to a club and listen to live music and dance perhaps.

Must not do drugs