I'm a photographer/graphic designer living in Las Vegas. I do have a day job that pays the bills (hint* Can you hear me now?). I'm originally from Arizona, but moved here about a year and a half ago. It's taken me awhile to adjust to Vegas, but I suppose it could be worse. I just don't really know anyone. From what I can tell, people here are absolutely nuts...I think Vegas is a great place for people with commitment issues. haha.

I'm currently in school finishing my Business degree...It's taken me awhile because I've been working full time since I was 18, but I'm determined to finish...finally.

I like to wakeboard, snowboard, watch movies, people-watch, karaoke and do just about anything that would be categorized as 'fun'. I think I'm fairly normal and down to earth...Whatever that means. I really like making people laugh. It's a hobby of mine.

I tend to be a geyser of random and useless information. Here's an example: Did you know that if you pour gasoline on a rattlesnake it will commit suicide? It's true. A lot of what I know comes from first-hand experience. I like to think my life story is an interesting one, though, maybe only to me.

I really like boobs...like, a lot. I'm planning on making a coffee table book about it very soon, so if you know anyone that wants to be in it...hit me up. I'm gonna donate proceeds to the Keep A Breast Foundation (keep-a-breast.org)

Books...I'm really bad at reading books. I mean, I read quite well, I just usually fall asleep really fast when I read.

Favorite movies include: ALL Harry Potter movies, The Crow, Gladiator, Transformers, Tropic Thunder, Anchorman, Run Ronnie Run, Team America, and The Chronicles of Riddick...just to name a few.

Music: I like all types of music, except for the kind where I can't understand the lyrics. This includes foreign music...sorry. I generally listen to Rock/Alternative (Pink, Rage Against the Machine, Chester French, Incubus, Deftones, Snot, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, etc.)

Food: I will eat just about anything. I love food. Ok, I don't love the kind of food that involves deep frying calf balls...sick.

I like to keep things simple. Whatever seems good for the situation. I hate loud, over-crowded places, so that one would be a no. I'd also like to go somewhere that I can use the term 'cunt-punch' and not get thrown out.