Reader beware... I'm just a simple, complicated, fun loving, intense, laid back, guy with great friends, fantastic enemies, a close family, an exciting career, an obscure confidence, a comfortable couch, a reliable remote, a trustworthy alarm clock and a surplus of pillows.

I'm a... rather be silly than serious, walk not run, look around an open your eyes kind of guy. I love: the smell of Dunkin Donuts in the morning, using words more than spelling words, endless green lights, Fat Sundays, collars without ties, waking up without my alarm, good coming attractions, ocular precision, a good shower, lips MORE than tongue, Central Air, voice over narration, mountain air, white sand.

I love sarcastic people, smart YET humble people, people who yearn, curious people, people who scream AND moan. People that are never content, eat with their hands, can laugh at themselves before laughing at others, people who have that "it" - that fire - that edge... People who get extra toppings, drink it on the rocks, park along the yellow curb, who really laugh when they type "LOL", aren't afraid to dress down out of the house, don't walk up escalators, sing in the car when they're alone.

I love watching re-runs, love food shopping, love cooking, hate the preparation (I need a sous chef). I love watching drama but hate living drama.

I need to be around people who cry when they laugh, can never have enough napkins, who've never actually dated their "type", have a soft spot, a tough side, and don't refer to everything as "that's life".

What would my friends say about me? - References furnished upon request.

Lots of bad passes, bad jokes and awkward silence, followed up with you storming off cursing my very existence! haha =-P

Sound exciting? Then hit me up!