Chapter II: The Chocolate Cake Story
The first (and last) time i tried a chocolate cake shot was at Haleiwa Joes. They make the best. Smells like chocolate cake and taste like chocolate cake. Pretty smooth too. I didn't realize how 'tipsy' i was until i got up to use the restroom. I felt kinda light-headed as I stumbled into the first available stall. After I was done I went to wipe myself dry. The paper was unusually hard. i thought, "Oh my gosh, don't tell me i wiped with the toilet paper wrapper"...Dazed and Confused I lifted the hand that wiped my 'Huhu' to see what it was. Staring into my eyes was President Jackson. Ewww!! I accidently used a $20 bill in place of toilet paper. There's no way i would flush $20 so I washed my hands and gingerly carried it back to the table. Needless to say, the next round was on me...Poor Waitress...

Chapter I: Why Am I Here
Well, I didn't know what else to do until football season starts. Yes, I LOVE watching the game. College AND Pro. GO STEELERS!! I also love hangin' out at sports bars playing darts, shooting pool, singing karaoke. I haven't mastered any of these passions but i still try. I AM good at singing off-key, dancing on the table (not the 'sexy' kind, but the 'drunk-off-my-ass' kind), laughing out loud, kissing in the rain (didn't really try that but it sounds sexy, hehe).
I'm not ready for 'LTR', anything with the word 'serious', or 'casual encounters'. I'm pretty fun to talk to and i'm a good listener. I try to help whoever needs it, but i draw the line at "entertaining couples" and strap-ons...Sorry

If you are familiar with the following terms it will be a plus:
hanna badda, take jes, hanapa'a, bumbye, stink eye, aku bird, halunka ukulele...

MALE Settings:
Must have car in good running condition
Must have a minimum of (2) "ROTFLMAO" Jokes
Must have income (EBT does NOT count)
Must speak fluent english ( pidgen okay )
Must NOT have Ukus

Pupus n drinks, moonlit walk, watching a sunset, oh...and maybe a piggy back ride (so, Heavy Lifting May Be Required...LOL)
P.S. if our first date consists of any type of challenge and i lose, consider that our last date...(darts, pool, wet t-shirt competition, et. al)