Hey there. Just checking this site out, to see what happens. I'm not sure if fishing is even popular or not... But it's worth a shot. It can't hurt my odds of finding someone on the internet.

I'm just a goof, looking for my ball, and avoiding match. Apparently, I'm not serious enough about my membership though. No yellow button for me. But meeting someone new would still be fun. I don't really care about the details, I'm just picky about the person. Even beggars can be choosers.

Why does this site allow you to search for matches that are 'Non-Caucasian'? What is that about? This is hard enough, without being racially profiled against.

As for the "Women Who think you are HOT." link that they've created here... Yeah, that's completely made up. Many of them won't speak to me either. Is this how you treat men that you think are hot, ladies??? How rude.

And "we strongly recommend you look at the following users"? Settle down. Did a website just threaten me?

Anyway, I know you're looking at my page right now. It says so. So write. Especially if I'm on your favorites list. If I'm your favorite, and you won't talk to me... Well, then that word doesn't mean what I think it means.

By the way, let's clear a few things up, since photos can be somewhat misleading. I'm from Boston, not Texas. I am in no way officially associated with Pepsi-Cola or their outstanding family of products. And that is not my goat.

First date? Well so far, online dating has been a whole lot of online, and not much dating. If you won't meet a guy you don't know, and don't know a guy you won't meet, that's quite a Catch-22.

Also, a picture's worth a thousand words, so I'm over 8000 already. I'm happy to add to that too, but if you're looking for my memoirs, I'm gonna give up long before then.

On the flip side, I'm also out of witty responses to "What's up?" It's a preposition. Next question, please.

Speaking of my ideal date... Well, free's good. I can't complain if the price is right.

She'd live near me, because I'm not in this for intercontinental pen pals. She'd separate her interests with commas. I like that. She'd also use vowels. I prefer to get the gist of a message on the first pass. This isn't Angels & Demons.

I'm probably not rolling the dice on any of the purple squares out there. Oh, and no creeps! Apparently they're everywhere. No swine flu either, sorry.