Hmmmm. How to start this off.

Well I’m a pretty good guy, I like to stay fit and have fun! As a side note I stole that from Body Break, just trying to cover myself in case Hal Johnson happens to be on here browsing and comes across my profile. I love the outdoors, camping, sports, bicycling, just any type of activity that you can think of where the sun can be enjoyed, yes that even includes doing yard work! Weed eater in one hand and a beer in the other and it hardly even seems like a chore anymore.

Several women have told me that I am a great catch! Well by several I mean my mom and grandmother, but they are very smart women and I respect their opinion! Just because someone laughs and makes quotations with their fingers when they say something it doesn’t mean they are being sarcastic, does it?!! However I am on a dating site so one has to wonder exactly what their definition of a great catch is, for now I’m just gonna assume that its something positive or that they just said it to stop my sobbing!

A little bit more about me, I love to laugh even if it has to be at my own expense. Consider myself somewhat of a movie buff, I love all genres. I have only lived in Edmonton for a couple years, originally from a small Saskatchewan town.

What I look for,hmmm, I do need to have some sort of attraction to the person but if she is mean spirited and lazy then my interest will dwindle fast. If your fun, outgoing, like to try new things and have a sense of humour or lack there of but still think I am funny then send me a message. Crazy girls may also give me a shout as I don’t discriminate, I am partially insane so we may just click. By the way, when I say I'm insane I mean in the fun and cool kinda way, not the creepy, I’m gonna collect your hair and make a doll kinda way. I passed that phase a few months ago.
If my profile hasn’t scared you off then we may just get along.

I really should have mentioned in here as well that I love my fam, numero uno on the importance list. I'm not makin it up either just so I can lure nice ladies in. I would do anything for my family even if it requires jail time. haha lets just hope it never comes to that.

Everyone also seems to list their favorite music in here so I better conform. I listen to all the new popular music, you know bands like Meatloaf and Roxette. Don't get me wrong though I still love the oldies, some CCR, Buddy Holly, oh and Dr. Hook!(Seriously if you listen to Dr. Hook you MUST message me!) I truly do listen to pretty much anything.

I have also noticed that almost everyone on this site lists traveling as their passion. Being as I spent four yeers in school I haven't had a real chance to go anywhere yet but plan to start this year. For my first trip I'm gonna try out this place I've been told to go to for years, everyone wants me to go so it must be pretty great! Maybe you've heard of it, hell? That was just a joke, I'm really not gonna visit there, I heard it is too muggy. Seriously I did make a promise to myself to go on at least one trip per year now and I'm making good headway as I finally got my passport.

I would be amazed if anyone is even reading this anymore, congrats if you made it through my long rant! Most prob just look at the pictures and figure this guy is an idiot but what they don't realize is if they had took the time to read this novel it would have actually confirmed their suspicions.

PS. If you haven't noticed, I tend to joke around cause I think I am funny, you may not, so please do not feel the need to advise me of my stupidity.(LAME JOKE ALERT!!)thank you and enjoy the fishing trip!haha cause of all the fish references.get it? get it?! who really wants to catch a big mouth bass anyways?! i gotta change that.

hop on my private jet and go somewhere tropical, however I never get to use it cause it tends to be in the shop for repairs over in make believe land. we probably go for a ride on a tandem bike instead. haha I always wanted to test one of them out. be sure to bring crash gear!