Ha, they tell me to do my best to "sell" myself on here, which is perfect because, I mean -- male prostitution was just what I had in mind. *rolls eyes* Seriously, I think it's impossible to truly express and represent yourself on these sites, but in a nutshell: I'm a student/employee at a small community college working toward my Associate's; I live on a budget, live in a small town (B.F. Egypt, maybe you've heard of it?); DON'T do bars or clubs; "march to my own beat," drive an "old folks" car 'cause I like it; like to have good, clean (well, for the most part ;P ), simple fun (which ideally, but not always, takes place in and around modern civilization -- a.k.a. DFW); prefer "quality over quantity" with friendships, tend to be a loner because of it; love to laugh, love movies and music most ppl don't and/or aren't aware of (or so it seems, anymore); love UFOs and conspiracy theories (and any other "fringy" phenomena); love martial arts and the UFC (though it's not at all what it used to be); DIE-HARD Cowboys fan (and Mavs fan until they start to play like rabid dog ****; other kinds are acceptable to a point); enjoy video games (when I have time), don't get enough sleep, love buffets (lol *ahem* otherwise, you know -- besides those three minor things-----); strive to be exceptionally healthy (through fitness & nutrition, supplements & various alternative therapies, and other lifestyle means), etc. And through it all, I wouldn't mind having a partner in crime (*sigh* a woman, that is; you would not BE*LIEVE the emails I get sometimes l*m*a*o) with similar or at least compatible traits, attitudes, interests, and goals. If you think you qualify -- you shouldn't pass up your chance. ;-}

Let's see, I really appreciate when a girl is creative, original, and romantic enough to show she can treat me with undivided attention and care by really making an effort to surprise me with where she's planning to take us. After all -- first impressions are everything, and this beautiful snowflake deserves nothing less than the best! Hope that helps! :D *smirk* Actually, having experienced enough disastrous versions of these to fill up a prime time sitcom slot (*debates* ... oh yeah -- two seasons minimum) in a flash: I’ve confidently concluded that the safest, simplest and smartest (not to mention most economical) first date (and even 2nd or 3rd) is just meeting on neutral territory for coffee, tea, or whatever while (hopefully) engaging in great conversation, and establishing a (meaningful) connection and rapport to build on. In other words -- let's just successfully get past the first one, and take the rest one step at a time. Plain. And. Simple.