Just here for the forums now... I currently have a fish on the line... but thanks for asking..

back by popular demand though here's me.

*singing*
where where are ya toonite?

why did you leave me here all ay-looone?

well I sent you an email and thought I found true love

but you IM'd another and thhhbbtttsss you was gone

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heh heh...I just had to do it....


okay right, enough of the shinnanigans ;

i can be pretty demanding, pretty simple and pretty perverted, but i'm faithfull and fun, and boring sometimes and I want someone to help me fix the car now and then or hold a light.. i'd like to date someone who will take care of herself and have work and make money and support me if times are rough as I will do exactly for her - cause she's not "all about money". I want to be able to randomly buy her stuff and cuddle and cook for her and hold her when she's sad, or just cause she's looking d*mn sexy... i want to have kids and a wife and a reasonably nice home and laughs and fun and yelling and "why didn't you pay the bill - oh crap what happened to the satellite..."

I want make up sex and good tunes to drive with, and yes I like being a passenger now and then, and maybe a good drunken night of debauchery. I'll always treat her with respect especially when she's being a biatch and she can cook for me now and then, or at least do the dishes while I do, and I'll mow the lawn (tee hee) and take the kids to soccer and she will let me stay home a year with them and she work and then we switch or some derivation of that. I'd like to learn things from her cause she's smart and her life interests me, as I show her what I know too..

To have her with me on vacations to like mexico or fiji and yet not care that we can't go out on week nights cause we're broke saving up, and cuddle alot all over again and watch the tube when there's nothing else to do, or just lie together conserving couches and nap.. to have showers with to conserve water. To have me go to the function that she has booked and look good on her arm.

I wanna gal who looks awesome and has nice teeth and smells nice and dresses up and shaggs the hell outta me, and shaves regularly, but looks hot in flannel and a ball cap and has a good job (or not) but she's happy, and great friends that we can have over for parties and helps decorate the house we'd build or buy together and enjoys paint fights and argues with me to come along cause she wants me with her when she's "out".. and though she might spend time away from me she'd miss me madly and has to call a lot like I do - yet without being creepy about it.

that was a fun essay.. what do you want?


for our first date i just want to sit and listen to you talk all about your amazing self.

thank you! to everyone sending happy notes and mails, but please note that for some, if i don't get back to you it's never personal... I'm either unsure of what to reply with or it's lumped into "i'm looking for someone else" and frankly I suck at let down emails. I hate getting them, so do unto others..

tee hee™

I would like to sit and stare at a wall. Preferably watching paint dry.
Grass growing also interests me.

Female
Live in Canada
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not be married