How do I get started with this? Well, I moved here in May from Michigan. 2400 miles, 10 cups of coffee, 5 energy drinks and 2 5 Hour Energies later, I arrived in Portland.(With no cruise control, ugh). I left most of my family, but my brother had been here for 3 years. I'm teaching at a math at PSU as well as taking classes for my masters. I know my sines and cosines, but not my grammar rules, ekk. I'm a total geek for technology and would be lost without my Palm Pre.

I've been told I'm really nice and caring person. I'm funny(looking). By that I mean, I make funny faces all the time. I also make sound effects. Yes, the car goes faster if I make a vroom noise!

I'm looking for a woman with goals whether they be achieved or in progress. I like a woman that can laugh at my corny jokes. Like when I sing,Panama by Van Halen singing "Canada" in for "Panama".(Try is sometime it totally fits). I want children, eventually. I see myself as a father every time I hang out with my niece and nephew back in Michigan.

I do not believe in fairy tales or magic. If you are the type of person that blindly follows without evidence beyond a book and an institutional fallacy, then keep walking. The earth is 4.58 billion years old and not 6000. The universe is ruled by randomness. Everything evolves based on how their surroundings allow them to breed. For instance, on this site, if you are over 6' you are more likely to get a date then a shorty like me :P

Ask me where I'm from. I carry a map on my hand. :P

I don't mind the simple messages. Ask me how I'm doing? Whats up?
****I'm not 420 friendly****

Wanna go for a drink or a stroll in the park?