Damm half my life is over how did this happen was anyone watching why didn't you say something to me.
60 and still single Is this how my life was meant to be?
Alone with my pets In a house not a home.
With a garage full of crap and a bike full of chrome( Its the ony thing i could think of that rhymes)
Is there no one to keep me warm on the cold nites soon to be?
Is there no one out there who will love only me?
Do feel my words do they touch your soul.
Than come to me and make my life whole.
Is that poetry? Right about now I'll try anything.I guess theres women who read this stuff so this is my one chance to catch there attention.Its a tough market and theres a lot of old fat bald guys out there looking to get layed.Oh sh*t did I say that out loud?

I.m tired of looking for that special woman.She does not exist or she must belongs to someone else.So I'm changing my profile, now I would be happy to find a special friend.I seem to be pretty good at that hence the many long time women friends who love me dearly.I must suck at relationships because no one want to be in one with me. So If your looking for for a man to go out with every now and then, a guy who will listen when you need someone to talk to, who will give an honest opinion or advice,maybe a male view,A big hug and a hanky someone to hold you when your lonely or scared give me a try, just don't fall in love with me I don't think my heart could take It. If you read this drop me a note let me know what you think. I can use all the help I can get.

I'm an old school gentleman,raised to treat women with respect. I'm looking for the last woman I'm ever going to love.Someone ready and willing to invest the time and effort for a meaningfull one on one relationship. I'm a pretty happy guy with more good points then bad.Blue collar but clean up well,a self employed home owner.Don't and won't play games,not intrested in drama.A talker who is very open, who has no problem expressing his feelings,non judgemental,a good listner and a loyal friend.Im openly affectionate with a some what gruff personality,a boy scout/USMC Viet Nam vet always honest,bold, and to the point I won't lie or pretend to be someone I'm not, I hold nothing back and have nothing to hide. You will know who I am after 10 minutes of conversation.More a home body than a party animal.Not a player or a creep.If you write me I will reply.If I contact you and I'm not your type please tell me. I'll thank you for your time and wish you the best I'm sure your parents raised with the same manners as I.My gram taught me and I honor her memory by following the golden rule. Please remember there's a real person with feelings here. I'm not desperate but truly miss having a woman in my life.I know there must be one woman out there who will think I'm perfect for her. I'm just hoping she lives on this planet and finds me before I drop dead from eating my own cooking. Thank you for your time and good luck to us all
Roy
P.S. for anyone who reads this and feels I'm angry or bitter NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Wrong Just trying to be funny and speaking my mind.Please have a picture I wont reply without one.Ya know ladies the really good looking 50 Y.O. plus with a lots of money guys want young women stop blowing off us regular guys waiting for Mr perfect.If I write you It means I think your attractive and intresting, read and delete Or viewing and not reading shows a lack of manners and is kind rude don't you think?

Whatever you have to meet, endless emails and phone calls are a waste of time. If theres no physical attraction on both parts nothings going to happen.If nothing else I'll make ya laugh for a couple of hours.I'm a full time smart ass and can find humor in most anything.