hmmm, lets see here....ok. im short, fat, have steamer trunks full of baggage and hope you do too!. all i want to do is lay around drink beer, scrue my brains out, and be waited on! i want a woman with lots of drama and is a liar and mean and nasty and is a worthless slug along with me! oh....and i hate to laugh, so dont even try!

ok...now that thats out of the way......hi. im recently divorced and as such, im not looking for any serious relationships at this time (although you never know when i could get "smitten"). however...if something like that happens...oh well! ok ladies...please be courteous and say right up front in your message that you dont accept messages for whatever reason.

i have just finished reading through several profiles and wanted to send a message only to be denied. im a nice guy that happens to ride a harley(i also own a nice vehicle), like native indian culture, and love having fun, like to dance to live music, but just cant do LOUD!!! i am a professional and have been doing the same thing for 25 years. guess i am fairly stable lol. i enjoy spending time with my two kids (14 and 17). my son just attended his first prom..i asked him who he danced with and he said "all of them!" lolol im polite, courteous (chivalry does still exist....but im not gonna put my coat down over the mud for anybody!! Lol)

i do have a few questions: why are so many people in here either opposed to or offended by a person that happens to list they would be interested in a person to hang out with, an activity buddy, or even an intimate encounter.....after all, wouldnt a relationship eventually lead to an activity partner that you would hang out with and more than likely be intimate with?? now on the other hand...i can understand the "must not be married" thing!!!!
also there seems to be an abundance of references to "players" and playing games. just what does this mean. seems as though a person in here is looking for a connection, probably doesnt have a connection, and as such why would a person send a note to someone and just wait for that one and only person to reply? is sending a note to numerous women considered being a player? forgive my niavete on this subject, but im just asking questions on significant trends i see.
and while im here lets agree on some definitions:
curvy is not synonymous with fat
trim is not synonymous with anorexic
a few extra pounds does not mean a guy needs a crane to carry you over the thresh hold!!
fit is not synonymous with a bulked up, steroid injected body (male or female)

an observation: its very interesting to me that we are all such wonderful people....yet here we are in an online dating site.
another observation: i frequently see a woman claiming to want a "real" man. in this day and age of cover-all makeup, hair dye, boob implants, reductions, butt lifts, tummy tucks, and lasik.....where are the "real" women?? lol
oh..and let me say that i really can spell...and know the basics of grammar...but my typing sux!!! i dont usually proof the message i may send...so please bear with me and forgive the poor typing!
and one last thing.....i really just cant appreciate the bbw or "few extra pounds" person. sorry, but there are plenty of guys that do so please dont get mad at me.

UPDATE
things i have learned.........
dont trust glamour shots
dont trust pics more than a few days old
since i havent found the ONE woman i want to spend my time with...i must be a serial dater.......
FYI
hey ladies....just to let you know something....those picturesque blue bonnet fields.........rattle snakes frequently frequent those same flower fields that you are laying in taking that pretty little pic!!!

this is a very hard area to pin down as each woman would be a different experience. i would like to meet first...have a chocolate malt or maybe a root beer float (im not opposed to a glass of wine or a beer, but i just dont drink much)...walk down the street (love sundance square) stop and watch the people, smell the smells , and get to know you. wouldnt mind holding your hand as we walked either!