After 18 years in Arizona I am now back in the Heartland. I consider myself eco-friendly as I don't fish, camp or hunt, but I will shoot a groundhog or a coyote whenever the occasion arises. I follow a strict exercise regimen of splitting infinitives in the fall and conjugating verbs through most of the winter. And I smoke, thereby supporting the tobacco farmers, the state of Indiana and the US government. I would enjoy a witty companion. If you don't know Edgar Allan Poe or Mark Twain I will probably find you dull. I don't watch NASCAR and I wish the Pacers were more competitive.I wear blue jeans and drive a pickup truck. I can intelligently converse on a variety of subjects, but prefer history, politics and nuclear physics (just kidding). And my humor tends to be dry and/or self-deprecating...So if any of this sounds interesting, please write...

...first dates are so awkward lets start with the second...if that goes well we can have a first...