I'm probably nothing like what you're expecting, honestly. The book is really nothing like it's cover. I wish I could go without posting pics alltogether, in hopes of attracting someone based on who I am. Don't let the tattoos fool you!

In a perfect world I'd like to see a best friend become my lover, and everything else go from there. Doesn't mean it will take forever, doesn't mean I don't want to have all kinds of fun along the way, just really want to put a lot of weight on friendship and not just romance. Someone who's already happy with themselves and life, so I can just be the icing on the cake.

Beyond that, I'm an eclectic artist and bit of a wild card. You'd probably expect a more rude, tough, errogant, persona...really, I'm just a sweet, intellectual, spontaneous guy looking for new experiences to share with someone amazing. I believe there is something out there for everyone. The real question, are you persistent enough to find it?

While ideally I'm looking for a romantic partner, at some point it is my intent to find a partner in crime to create a plentyoffish advice profile. We collaborate on this joint venture, bringing mostly helpful and some useless advice to the masses based on our profile findings. This is a profile for the people really, we are merely the mouthpieces. We can update it each week, including the most pressing and controversial plentyoffish tips and answers to such baffling questions as; Why do men lie about their height? What is the meaning of "Average" body style? Why do women post pictures of themselves with other men? And finally, for the acronym/english challenged, what the f*&! is that supposed to mean? (...and if this paragraph isn't funny to you in the least, I don't know that you'd like my sense of humor!).

My plan for the perfect life and how to get there, try this on for size!

Meet the most amazing person in the world to become my best friend and love of my life. Have fun, take some weekend trips, save some money and then...move to the pacific northwest! (Portland? Seattle? Anywhere similar since she loves the rain as much as I do!). Somewhere along the journey get married and maybe a few little ones, great big house with a GIANT backyard, spend time going to animal shelters and adopting abandoned pups to come live with us. Strollers and Bjorn's at the grocery store, collars and leashes at the dog park...ahhh, life would be grand!

Confessions: I have a few things to admit;

I'm naturaly a dirty blonde, with a sprouting reddish beard (when I'm not clean shaven and dying my hair that is!). Currently I'm rockin it all natural!

The other day I Googled "How to be the nicest person in the world", and I'm following the advice I found.

For once, just once, I'd really like to meet someone who felt I deserved to be spoiled...and was willing to make it happen!

I have a hard time falling asleep without cuddling.

I adore everyone in my life, I would love to meet someone who adored me as well.

I have a total crush on the Mary Jane character in the Spiderman movies.

I was raised by a feminist mother who made it her objective to raise the perfect male. While I certainly fall short of perfection, you might like to know that I am well trained (I'm housebroken, will always open the door and pull out the chair for you, squeeze the toothpaste from the end of the tube and not the middle, and understand that the proper way to replace toilet paper means it rolls over the top).

I'm not just here to find romance and love. I can also be like your gay friend, with excellent taste in fasion and style, sensitive enough to understand your feelings, and rational enough to give good advice...just not gay lol!

I will never have a need to watch "the game". Sorry, no interest in sports here. None :)

Yes, I'm part Irish. Yes, I'm lucky. No, you can't have my pot 'o' gold. Ok maybe, but only if you ask nicely.

After being asked about my "sign" by the masses, I decided to check out this Astrology thing. I'm still in beta testing with the concept, but there seems to be something to it...

I've been scolded a few times now for talking to gals under the premise that we were just being friendly. Since intentions are sometimes hard to decipher, I'm being a bit more selective about who I chat with.

I'm inclined to think that if you've made it this far, you're either interested or entertained.

I am initially shy, but warm up very quickly when comfortable. It's pretty rare for me to make initial contact, so please don't hesitate to shoot me an email if you see something of interest ;)

Other than that...I'm an open book, just ask!

I was thinking start it off slow...maybe adopt a child from Indonesia, reverse global warming, or end world hunger, but definately open to your ideas!