I make my self laugh... I really really do! I'm just going to put this little... I don't know, precursor out there. If you message me for sex, I WILL block you, if you don't have a picture, I probably won't reply (call my shallow... that's fine, I don't want to talk to the unibomber, sorry!), if you're old enough to be father, or worse, my grandfather(OR if you can't figure out what is too old... then you should probably not talk to me, I'm a smarta$$ and a bit of a b!tch sometimes, so I'm sure I'd not be very nice), I won't reply... you'd think with the whole layout on what I'm looking for people would catch on, but apparently some people aren't as smart as I'd hoped that be (however I am on a dating website... so nevermind that). I'm sorry if this makes me sound mean, rude, or shallow, it's just the way it is. But, to those of you who DON'T fit my 'qualifications', best of luck to you! Have a great day!!!

Well, about me. Hmmm... I'm so simple that I'm complex, or maybe its that I'm so complex I'm simple. Mmmm, I don't really know now, and now I don't remember what I was even going to say. Ok, well, I love to sing and dance, and I've done a lot of musicals. I played the lead in a few including Annie and The Wizard of Oz and Peter Pan. I love to cook and I'm going to go to culinary school in the winter (then on to get my Food Science degree). I really never shut up, and any where I go I have the radio on. My friends call me giggles, lol, wonder why, and Mama Chloe. I love to take care of people, I'm just maternal I guess. I played varsity sports through out higschool; softball, basketball, and volleyball, and I rode rodeo. But I got hurt a little over a year ago in a rodeo accident and haven't played sports since. I am coaching right now though b/c I love kids and sports. I coach a special olympics softball team and a 5 and 6 year old boys basketball team at the Ymca. I love kids, and got the chance to raise my two little brothers who are now 10 and 8. I love the outdoors, I am a country girl born and raised. I have been in the outdoors my whole life and I don't expect that to change. I love fishing, hunting, camping, and float trips, but also love to get all dolled up and go out swing dancing. Oh and don't forget line dancing! Lol. I guess I should talk a little about what I am looking for. I am NOT looking for;
1.) Someone who is a pesimist
2.) Someone who cannot present themselves in a well groomed, educated manor.
3.) Someone who cannot speak to me with RESPECT
4.) Someone who just wants to "holla atcha girl". I am a country girl... I do NOT understand that terminology. Speak to me in English please (although I do accept French and Italian ;) )
5.) Someone who is just looking for a little mattress dancing... I do not need you for sex, I do not want you for sex, please... do not message me looking for a one night stand, or a "F. B."
6.) A sugar daddy... I pay my own bills, and I'm also not a hooker
7.) A sugar baby... I pay my OWN bills, I will not pay yours... lol
8.) Someone without a sense of humor, I love to laugh... I need the same
9.) Someone who is married... yes I DO mind, and I'm sure you're wife does as well
10.) Someone who does drugs, I have a good time in life without things that are illegal. I prefer to not be with someone who finds thats the only way to enjoy their free time.
** I like a man who has a good sense of humor, a nice smile, and a happy go lucky nature. I love the outdoors, as I've stated, and I love sports. I can watch the game with the guys, go fishin with you, and then come home to get dolled up for a night on the town with my girls. I'm not the jealous type, I like my free time, but I do want someone who I can enjoy the little things in life with. I have been engaged, it obviously didn't work out, but I believe we all have things in life we learn from, and that was one of mine. I'm just looking to see what is out there, and hoping there is a good man some where that I am well deserving of. Well, Now I should probably shut up. Can't wait to hear from some of you! Xoxo. Oh and p.s. I love tall guys, tall athletic guys, tall, athletic, country type. Lol, but any good hearted man will do!! *wink wink*

**Me still talking**
**A few things I should warn you of**

-When I'm making dinner, I dance around and sing into my spatula
-I have a little thing attached to my visor in my car, and when I'm driving I pretend it's my microphone and I sing into it.
-I prefer breakfast food for supper.
-Storms make me wanna... cuddle...
-I have a thing for Anderson Cooper
-I never shut up... if I'm not talking I'm singing
-I don't go any where without music.
-I want an F-350
-I'm a Ford girl (but I drive a Chevy... HA)
-I use big words
-My southern accent comes back when I get mad
-I love 80's music, Frank Sinatra, country, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers
-I'm a cheap date... I just can't drink very much
-I like quotes
-I'm a voracious reader
-I don't really have a "type"
-I can be very impatient
-I only eat the marshmellows out of Lucky Charms
-I once broke a guys nose... lol
-I don't wear gold jewlry
-I want to be a chef, but I still make Kraft Mac and Cheese
-I'd like to be a female boxer
-I'm a flirt
-I love to write
-I try to do accents... but I'm HORRIBLE at it
-I sometimes have a potty mouth
-I love rodeo
-I wanna try stand up comedy
-I ramble (a lot)
-I wish I looked like those women in the movies when I first wake up
-I DON'T
-I'm not looking for my other half... I'm whole on my own, I want someone who too is whole.



And I do believe in this quote... Do you?
"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."

A first date, hmmm. Well since I love the outdoors maybe a nice picnic in the park, followed by some physical activity (that sounded dirty, haha, not totally how I meant it). If it were winter maybe ice skating down town, but if its summer a nice walk through the park or zoo would be awesome. Just time to talk, feel each other out, and nothing too unoriginal, I like a man who can plan something some what on his own. haha!!