Hey Ya'll! (I don't talk like that, so don't get any ideas.)

I'm bored by almost every person I meet (although if you're a lovable centaur with a winning smile, you might just reach me...) so truthfully, if you're not confident enough, not secure enough about yourself to let go, get crazy, and be spontaneous, and can't handle my cheeky/racist remarks, we're not going to click.

I work way too much, never get out, and need some craziness in my life :) If you can thrill me, let's talk.

ABOUT ME:
-23 years old (I celebrated my 21st birthday at Chuck E. Cheese. You know why? Because f*ck you, that's why.)
-Originally from Boston (accent included), moved here a few years ago.
-Comedy writer running an animation/production/lit company. I do what I love and it is amazing :)
-I am the quintessential nerd. If it's sci-fi or fantasy, I'll watch it.
-Black belt in Uechi-Ryu.
-Baseball player (4 MLB tryouts)
-Play candyland and tag on a regular basis.
-Writing a book, wrote a movie
-Working on a rap album (jk, but it seemed to fit right there)
-I hate clubs...and bars that look like clubs.
-Love road trips, surfing, hiking, mtn. climbing, spelunking, movie marathons, 46-man games of tag, karaoke bars, and sega genesis.
-Sometimes I go to the park alone and feed ducks. I pretend I'm in a coffee commercial and cry to myself.
-Sometimes I run down hallways like people are chasing me, so if I'm ever in an action movie where I need to do that, I'll be ready.
-My favorite word/activity is "Canoodling" (with the right person, of course ;)


YOU:
-Be weird, but not creepy weird...good weird. Random weird.
-Be nerdy, like myself.
-Not gonna lie, I have to be physically attracted to you.
-Be smart. I get upset talking to stupid people.
-Have a passion for SOMETHING! If you're not passionate about something, I don't want to know you.
-Athletic/in shape. If you get winded after one lap, I'm not for you.

...If you like dance parties and greatness, shoot me an email!

p.s: If you don't have a picture up, I'll just assume a monkey with a sailor hat typed the email, and that won’t bode well for you conversation-wise.

"Holla",
Nick

Let's do something we've never done before but always wanted to do! As long as there's chemistry, it doesn't really matter :)