I did write all about me but it left little for you to ask so here are a few key words, the rest is up to you to find out.
Knight, Romance, Challenge, Moonlight, Exhibitionism, Passion, Impetuous, Quality, Open, Sunset, Mars Bars, Trust, Soulmate, Bonnie and Clyde, Intense, Holding hands, Pride, More passion, Sheep(Don't ask), Adventure, Travel, Strong, Desire, Interested?? Why???

I enjoy:
Pressing wild flowers, being a lumberjack and I'm OK.
Attending the local Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, then going for a few beers after.
Contemplating with the local debate society why the word dyslexia is so hard to spell and why stutter is so hard to say if you have one.

I would like to converse with someone who has both legs and a pulse would be preferable. Nothing at all against one legged people but it does ask me. And no the pulse part is not optional.

Someone that doesn't type "lol" all the time, especially when they aren't and probably don't.

For an update on my medical situation I was given the all clear by the nurse today when I went for my annual check up.
However she did say "You really need to stop masturbating" "Oh no", I replied "Why is that"? She said "Because I am trying to examine you!"

I also used to be indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

For any gay guys who happen to be checking out my profile and thinking of contacting me don't. I am not gay.........my boyfriend is but I am not.

I can choose whether to have hair or not and I don't mean I have a wig. I am not bald just choose to shave my head sometimes. If you want a picture with hair then just ask!

If I offend anyone with with my sense of humour then I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart.......tough!

My ideal first date would be with either:
Karen Carpenter - Because I would have had been able to eat most of her dinner as well
Lee Harvey Oswald - So I could ask him if he remembered what he was doing when he heard that JFK had been assassinated.
Justin Timberlake - So I could ask him if he knew that his name is an anagram of "I’m a jerk, but listen"

Please, you must have a photo to contact me, if you don't have one I will assume that you either look very strange or are too famous to show your face on here.
If you are famous then disregard this request and contact me anyway!