You mean I actually have to write something in this box. Ok here goes but it's gonna be complete nonsense. I like waking up to the smell of McDonald's Breakfast and to the smell of chocolate chip banana pancakes. Sometimes I go to the store in the summer and buy a 2 litre of milk and let it drizzle down my handlebar mustache and then I think wait why did I waist my money on white milk when I could have had Chocolate instead. I make castles out of empty tomato soup cans and get the midget in the back alley to build one to and then we have competitions to see who can jump over the soup cans. I like taking green olives and playing marbles with them. Sometimes you have to buy like a 60 week supply of chicken noodle soup just so you can feed the goblin hobos in the back alley so they quit blowing holes in the park with pumpkin grenades. Beers and Antlers. I like to go to Montanas and throw crayons at the servers and draw violent pictures on old peoples tablesand then i'll come home and put on my grape suit and prtend I am in a fruit of the loom commercial but I am the only fruit in the commercial while following a reeses pieces candy trail and picking up each one and going "ooh reeses pieces" (Remember none of this is true it's all a joke)

We would go for Dinner at teppanyaki and drink some saki and then a trip to chuck-e-cheese and then laser quest and then go to kareoke and then to my house or your house and play Twister and then go for a walk with my dog under the moonlight. (Honestly if you can come up with a better first date then I would like to hear it. Just try me.)

Female
Age between 18 and 50
Live in Canada
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Friendship
Must not be married