Ah, me. My favorite subject. Only kidding. I'm my fourth favorite topic of discussion.

I'm Matt. Hello to you, whoever you may be. As you can tell by my brief introduction, I'm the sort of guy who likes to make people laugh and/or roll their eyes. Typically, I try to have a good time no matter what type of situation I find myself in. I'm a very sarcastic son of a gun.

I have a very easy-going demeanor. I'm open to all sorts of new and different experiences. It's like I'll say to myself, "Self, you should learn to play the accordion, take up rock climbing, and sign up for judo classes next week. You'd probably enjoy them all." Yeah, I may not do all these things, but I am definitely open to the idea of getting into all of them. You know, just not enough hours in the day and all that.

North Texas has been my home my entire life, though I would not describe myself as a cowboy. In fact, I'd probably be more at home in Austin than any other place in Texas, but I do enjoy Dallas. I suppose that's most of the reason why I'm still here, eh?

I'd like to write the next great American novel. I have the means to do it. I mean, I'm using this wonderful computing device right now and I believe it has Microsoft Word installed (though I suppose even the Notepad accessory would serve my purpose). I would just have to get on Oprah's book club and I'd be set for life. I suppose my aspirations fluctuate wildly, though, because I'd also like to write for a sketch comedy show or something similar. Go figure.

My ideal match? I doubt there's any specific thing I can point out that would signify exactly what I'm after in a female companion. I've been attracted to women who are extremely similar to me and others who have completely different personalities. Of course, the norms are all good. Funny, smart, and cute are good stock answers for who I'm looking for.

Just thought of a good one. I'm looking for a girl who made it through this entire tangential rambling and found herself more interested in getting to know me than she was prior to reading it. That takes dedication. If that sounds like you, send me a message so we can get to know each other.

Or, you know, I guess you can send me a message if you think I'm cute. Either way works. No skin off my nose.