I'm actually a Mermaid, but they don't have that fish!!

I want HONESTY, LOYALTY, LAUGHTER AND COMMUNICATION.. with great SEX, in a relationship!! Is that too much to ask for?

I am looking for a wonderful man, that I can spoil, who is honest, has a great sense of humor, has a lot of energy and wants to go! A man that can keep up with me in and out of the bedroom!! I would like to find a man that has a gentle soul and a kind heart.
I love a man in tattoos, extremely sexy! But, not a requirement!

I have 3 wonderful boys who are my life and my main concern.
I love cats. I have two.
I also have 2 snakes. They are little and don't bite, so don't be afriad!!
I am into frogs.. hence the name "hornytoad"..(well other things too) LOL
I am a good woman that has a soft heart and a lot of love to give to the right man.
I have a very sharp, smart-ass sense of humor. I am extrememly sarcastic. I see humor in odd things.
I am a honest, loyal and open person. If you can't be the same, don't bother. I don't have time for lies or head games. All I want in my life right now is peace, I'm not into drama.
I like anything to do with the outdoors. Hiking, the beach, biking, boating, camping, and swimming. Love to be wet!!! ;) I love rain and thunderstorms. I love sunsets. Love to stay up all night and watch the sunrise. I like to go out to dinner and a movie, or just relax at home. I love to just get in the car and go for long drives.
I am a extremely passionate woman, who is very romantic, one of the last true romantics. I am very affectionate. I love to be snuggling with my man.
I am not into the party scene too much, too old!


JUST A NOTE: All you guys say the same thing.. You don't want any drama. Well, quit causing it then!! You men have alot of drama going on, alot more than I do! Also, I am very sexual, but I am NOT looking for a friend to just have sex with. I want a serious relationship, but it does not mean that I will jump into one with the first man who comes along, but that is what I'm looking for. I dont want to move in with anyone, anytime soon. Or drag you into marriage. I don't want any man for their money, a big screen TV, or any other material item. I am not a materialistic woman. I work 2 jobs and can provide for myself and my kids. I don't want you to become their daddy nor do I want you to be my daddy, for that matter. I want a partner and a friend. Someone to hang out and do things with me and my boys. Everyone has been hurt in life, doesnt mean that I'm that woman that hurt you. Or that I will hurt you. Im not into that. With that being said, I hope I didn't scare everyone off!!

A first date would depend on the person I'm having a date with. I'm pretty open with nothing written in stone.