I am an attractive, single, never married male with aspirations of finding the lady of my dreams for a long-term committed relationship. I am an honest, caring, loyal individual with a compassionate heart and a wicked sense of humour. I have put my social life on hold at various times of my life in order to pursue my goals in education and athletics...and although I do not regret my decisions...I have unfortunately lost opportunities to find that special someone. I know what I am looking for...an attractive, caring, honest, lady that will make me want to be the best that I can be. I believe in a relationship built on mutual respect, trust, honesty, and loyalty....yes ladies, I believe in monogamy. The ideal lady would be someone that does not have children, but wants to start a family...when the time is right of course...she lives a healty lifestyle, but can still cut loose and have some fun...she would respect my vegetarian lifestyle...as I would respect her choices...and she would also respect and support my love of animals. If you need to know more about me ...and why I see myself as a great catch...then read on..
THE TOP TEN THINGS THAT MAKE ME A GREAT CATCH:
Number 10: Because with the correct amount of Prozac, Zoloft, and Vicodin in my system, I'm actually quite charming.
9: Because I always leave the toilet seat down....hell, I rarely hit the bowl anyways so why waste time lifting the seat up and down.
8: Because I use to be a competitive boxer, so I'm very fit....I had to retire because my doctor told me that getting hit in the head too many times may cause memory lapses...but I've never had any problems.
7: Because I use to be a competitive boxer, so I'm very fit....I had to retire because my doctor told me that getting hit in the head too many times may cause memory lapses...but I've never had any problems.
6: Because I don't snore, talk during movies, or eat with my mouth open...I do however, let out loud Tarzan-like yells during sex.
5: Because my Frontal Lobotomy scar is barely visible.
4: Because I use to be a competitive boxer, so I'm very fit....I had to retire because my doctor told me that getting hit in the head too many times may cause memory lapses...but I've never had any problems.
3: Because I have no baggage...no ex-wives or psychotic ex-girlfriends. I was however, once stalked by a 63 year-old crossing guard.......actually he was kind of cute.
2: Because I'm not a player and never have been, and at this stage in my life.....ahhh, it just seems like an awful lot of work.
AND the NUMBER ONE REASON WHY I'M A GREAT CATCH...Because I truly believe that those 4 years spent in prison made me a more balanced person.