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Age: 28
Dating
LovelyLadiLumpz : Derka Derka, Muhammad Jihad!
 
City Newark-ish New Jersey
Area United States
Ethnicity Mixed Race
Sign Pisces
Height5' 4" (163 cm)

 
Age 27
Gender Woman
Body Type A Few Extra Pounds
Religion Other Religion
Hair Color Black
Private Images Yes
Chemistry N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Man Who is Looking for Activity Partner

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Separated
Profession
Smarts N/A
 
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? N/A

  Interests
All kinda of things

 About Me
 Hmmm, about me huh ? Ok I Hope your sitting for this. Well as far as the physical is concerned I am 5’4” ( don’t call me shorty, I have a Napoleon complex! ) 147lbs ( yea I woman enough to say it !!! ) 36D-28-40 ( I know, I feel up on me all the time) black hair ( that’s mine) caramel complexion ( I guess? ) size 8 shoe ( for all you boys with a fetish)

As far as my personality: well I start out with the bad , ( I know you weren’t expecting that) Well I can be ****y passive aggressive, a huge procrastinator, and a bit messy. The positives, I’m kind, loyal, spontaneous, a good cook, and I give great head ! Now while those aren’t all my qualities its hard to find all the adjectives ( wow, I haven’t used that word in ages) to describe me. I’m a person; I have good traits and bad ones. I’m just in the process of reinforcing the good ones and working on the bad


 First Date
  Well like I said before, ending up in bed, jail, or passed out somewhere means we had a good time ! I like to be very unconventional. No long walks on the beach for me ! Let go teepee someone house, or dress up like bums and panhandle for money ( who ever makes the most , wins !!!) or have a fight and watch people get uncomfortable ( it’s always fun to bring up ED in pubic) ….. Or we can skip the theatrics get a burger and have sex in the park! ( Speaking of which, where can I get a good burger, you know with the grease dripping out the side hmmmmmm)


 
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