I am a seperated for awhile, can't stand sitting around, gets bored as hell, smart alecky and and from what I've been told funny as all get out guy... Yes I work long hours, yes I'm required to work on Saturdays but I never sleep so I'm always looking for things to do... I can't stand meeting people who after one date want to get a commited relationship out of you... If you can tell you want to be with a guy forever after one date then God bless you because I sure can't... And also yes I am a little shallow... I've dated outside of my preferences before but I always feel uneasy and awkward so I won't be doing that again... Everyone has a type they like and I'm no exception... I don't like BBW... Im sure that you are probally very funny and sweet and nice but I'm just not attracted to you... Sorry... And if you do message me I will delete your message without even opening it... Once again sorry... Now for what I do like...I LOVE sassy chicks... The more of an ego you have the more I will like you... Self confidence is attractive to me... I love girls that are spontaneous... Because 99 times out of a hundred if you call me up at 3 in the morning and need someone to go to Dennys with you because dammit you just got to have a grand slam I'm there... I don't care if you have a potty mouth... I work with guys all day... I would probally feel strange around you if you didn't curse... Please be employed... Don't care if you only work 8 hrs a week... Just as long as you know what it feels like to earn a dollar... As far as physical... I like short petite girls... Under 5 7 please... I really have a weakness for brunettes...blondes are fun as hell...and gingers usually wind up in jail next to me....Tee hee... . ..And fair warning... If you have tattoos and piercings I will probally wind up falling in love with you... LOL... Just saying... And yes I have them too... No double standards here... As to kids... I love them... I have children myself and wouldn't change that for the world. ..Well good luck to everyone on your search and I hope you find what your looking for... Peace

Oh I know! How about dinner and a walk on the beach? Hahahaha. Screw that. I say we go midget bowling, drink a bottle of tequila and see which one gets the others name tattooed on them first. THEN we can go home and snuggle on the couch and watch Raising Arizona to see relationship functuality at its finest!