Over the years, I have accumulated a vast pool of knowledge and acquired a range of practical skills, that will improve my family's chances of survival should disaster be visited on the planet.

These have been gleamed from a wide range of sources and activities. Those people in disaster movies and on TV reality shows have nothing on me !

Life is exciting, challenging and fun.
Warm and energetic professional bloke (about 37.0 Centigrade)
Dependable family orientated man that also lives it up and isn't afraid to take risks or break rules.

Intelligent high achiever but an extrovert not a bookworm.
Sensitive, romantic and inclusive, but being male I occasionally put my foot in it !
Humble pie is a favorite of mine, I've had to eat that much (I have a shocking sense of humour)
Lucky to be very well traveled (Asia, Africa, USA, Europe, Far East)and lucky to get back alive.

Generally flexible, unconventional and highly creative - even creative people call me creative but my Brother's a Psychiatrist so I know I'm not insane (yet at any case)

Lively and chatty, but can usually be controlled by a well aimed kick from under the table.

Where language is an issue, I enthusiastically converse with people from all cultures using an extensive repertoire of facial expressions, and hand and body movements. Occasionally you may see me using these on the dance floor and the bedroom, but that will only be when I am mastering the latest moves (or trying to learn yours), so we form a perfect coordinated double act.

I have trained for years to try and read womens minds but am none the wiser. I am still trying though. This particular journey hasn't quite stretched to "alternative" methods of understanding women that involve holidays running around naked at some resort doing "group therapy", regular coconut milk enemas and such like. Sorry !

Love of the great outdoors. Indoors is fun too but I am NOT a recovering alcoholic.
I am loyal, trustworthy, adventurous, brave and bold (not bald)
Serious, direct and driven, albeit with a face like a Cheshire Cat

I can cook pretty well, but I may occasionally set the kitchen, garden or tent on fire. My Peasant Meatball Slop, Tuna Gruel and Lemon and Lard Pie are to die for.

I do fix some things better than others, but please don't complain if I mess it up and you think Frank Spencer or the Chuckle Brothers could have done a better job !

I have all my limbs, but I don't have wandering hands, or a roving eye.

I haven't lost my marbles, but you may sometimes wonder where I was in the queue when they were handing them out.

Will readily wear a dress (or any other costume) for COMEDIC effect, PUBLICITY or CHARITY

I am not quite sure about this trend for men to be wearing cosmetics, moisturising etc. However, if you think it would help, I might be persuaded as long as it doesn't result in me being punched or propositioned every time I need a pee in the gents, or I start to look better than you.

If you want me to wear a gimp suit please limit it to once or twice as I am not looking for a "Mistress". The same goes for wearing your underwear, or any vibrating remote controlled sex toys you may have bought for your friends Hen Night.

I have never been bi-curious, but have been to the odd Gay Pride event, where I have even played that game where you try to kick the football through the hole in the cowboys bottom and ring the bell to win a teddy bear.

I can grunt, puff my chest out and defend myself and others where need be, but my knuckles don't drag on the floor. I will stand for ladies needing a seat.


I genuinely love a wide variety of music but I have funky bones so I am at heart a dance man with a side order of Indie.

Looking for a fun, curious, practical lady with a joy for life (or one that's retrievable). You know the sort of thing, a real loving woman who knows what she wants and willing to watch my back whilst I am watching(or washing) hers.

You can email me first too if you'd like - does it matter if you bump into me or I bump into you ?

Coffee and a chat is probably best but don't misconstrue that for a lack of romance or creativity.