I'm here looking for someone who is looking for a woman with a glass eye, three wooden legs, and have a tendency to bark when someone says cheese. I find that men are often put off when I have a coughing fit and my glass eye pop out of the socket, but I have a full set of teeth, they've been filed into fangs, but that's what really counts.

If still interested drop me a line.

I got a dog roomate, and spend way too much time hanging at the dog park. I enjoy people who were multicolored 3-D goggles. Is curious about me as I will be curious about them. Must have a goofy side and is unapologetic when it slips free.

Go a zoo and then a comedy club. That should give one plenty to talk about, if you can't hold a discussion or think of anything at any of those to places, I'll pray for you.