I am a selfish prick...

...who is incredibly fit, beautiful and talented. Failure doesn't occur to me and thus I don't experience it. I am awesome at everything I do. Those who know me, look up to me as the human being they aspire to be.

What am I looking for?

Well, if I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this:

"A well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from him"