first of all...if you are one of those guys that are going to freak out if i don't respond right away move to the next profile...its a huge turnoff and it makes you look totally desperate! 2nd...i don't wanna know if ur rubbin one out or if you are "GREAT" at sex cuz honestly the more you talk about it i'm sure the smaller u are and the more you suck in bed so again move to the next profile and 3rd...if you cant make me laugh within the first two minutes dont talk to me cuz i wont talk to you...and last but not least...if you cant type a full sentence or spell words correctly i won't be able to speak with you

im not trying to be a ****...i just want to be honest so if none of the top three things are you then please keep reading cuz its good stuff ;)

I am a simple girl...if you make time I will make time as well...I am a single mother of 2 AMAZING boyys!! They are 5 and 7 and I absolutely love spending time with them but lets face it...even moms need some "special time" too!

I'm very shy til i get to know you but then you will see that I wear my heart on my sleeve. I am always completely honest...I think that lying is one of the worst things a person can do...I am respectful and caring a little too caring at times haha but I wouldn't want myself to be any other way!

I have some AMAZING friends that i couldn't possibly live without! They make my days and nights complete!!

In the non winter months I like to stay active...I play softball with some friends from work and love every minute of it...i enjoy watching too...I don't really get into watching the games on tv but love going to any sporting events! Front row floor seats watching the Pistons win = love!! Going to the local bar to catch a game is always fun too!

I work around 50 hours a week and they are some silly shifts some days but I love what I do and at this point wouldn't quit for anything! An ideal day off for me is watching cartoons in the morning with my boyys, a nap, and then cards and drinks in the evening with friends. I get up early and stay up late almost every night and wouldn't have it any other way...that red bull in the morning will do me just fine!!

I think that sarcasm is a way of life and live it well! lol...I love laughing and am silly at most times...a sense of humor is a must in my world! If you can make me laugh til I cry, you pretty much have my heart!

I have a book FULL of cheesy and/or sleazy lines that have been used on me so if you have them keep them to yourself lol! unless your just trying to make me laugh ;-)

I believe the saying that everyone has a soulmate, however...i believe that mine has been hit by a truck! lmao jk but it seems hopeless with the guys i meet around here these days so i thought i would give this online thing a try...I'm looking for someone that is fun but knows when to be serious...that is caring and loving...good with kids...has goals in life and that has values similar to mine. I love playing cards...all kinds...if you don't know how to play, be ready to learn! lol...someone who loves music and movies and basically knows how to have a good time!

i am a firm believer that it isn't what you are doing but who you are with so as long as we are somewhere having fun and laughing getting to know eachother its good!