First off, I LOVE liars, cheaters, control freaks, and psychos. I LOVE to play mind games and to be abused.--(sarcasm}. If you're one of those people who put "I hate liars and cheaters" on your profile, thanks for letting everyone know because otherwise, everyone would have thought that you like liars & cheaters. I'm pretty sure EVERYBODY hates liars & cheaters. It's like putting "I hate stepping in dogsh*t while barefoot" on your profile. Way to go, Captain Obvious.

ahem, anyways...

My name is Greg, I grew up in Clarkston/Ortonville, live in Auburn Hills, and work in Roseville. I'm 6'2, 180 lbs. athletic, laid back, sarcastic and enjoy making people laugh. Everyone says that I'm the funniest person they know, even funnier than their senile Grandma. I listen to all kinds of music, even the stuff your mom listens to... well some of it anyways. I'm highly motivated in life. I've got a great career going that I love and it keeps me busy, but I still find time to have a good time doing anything from watching movies, going to the bar or doing something random like sky diving. I definitely enjoy hanging out at home watching a movie & relaxing, sometimes that's the way to go after a long week. I'm a huge Red Wings, Tigers, and Spartans fan. I go to several games of each of those teams every year. I don't watch alot of TV but the three shows I do watch regularly are House, 24, and Family guy.

Looks are important to me, "I like the girls who aint on TV, 'cause they got more @$$ than the models" but not more @$$ than Oprah or Rosie O'Donnell lol but seriously, girls that are a "little thick" are cool with me, I like that. But if you weigh more than me, you're definitely not my type, sorry. Even more important than looks, I'd like to find a girl who is somewhat intelligent, and has a sense of humor. So if you watch the TV show "The Hills," there's a good chance that you aren't my type..."omg yes I did just say that!" I'm looking for something long term but I'm definitely in no rush to quickly jump into anything serious. It would be nice to find someone who isn't selfish, and is capable of empathizing with others, be able to put yourself in somebody else's shoes instead of being narrow minded. To put it bluntly, I want to find a sweetheart, not a stuck up b*tch who feels the need to put everybody down or complain about everything. Life is good when you really take a second and think about it, so why not enjoy it?


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I have a 4 month old son who is the world to me. He is a big part of my life and I had hoped, for his sake, for everything to work out between me and his mom but unfortunately it did not. Me and her never actually dated, she decided that the large chunk of money deducted from my paycheck every week was much more appealing than even attempting a relationship, pretty low, but what can ya do? It's a long story, if you really wanna know then I guess you gotta ask. But to make it short, It turned out to be the best thing that has ever happened to me. Having a kid has made me so much more mature, and just a better person all around. Although my son doesn't live with me, I'm still man enough to support him and be a big part of his life so if that's a problem, I'm not your guy.

*I can promise you one thing, you'll never meet another guy like me*

Not go to the movies because you can't talk to eachother (well you can, but that would be rude haha) Some people have unrealistic expectations for a first date on here, so inspired by that, I would have to say that I will pick you up in a helicopter, we will fly to New York to watch the Symphony, and then hop on a private jet to Italy, where we could experience the sights of Rome while driving around in a Ferrari, then enjoy some fine cuisine with $3200 bottles of wine. Or maybe we could just go bowling, because then we would be able to get to know eachother and make a fool out of ourselves by throwing the ball into someone else's lane (The guy that's all serious, he'll get all mad when you "ruin his perfect game".) How fun is that!?