For a those of you that want to endlessly email back and forth, good luck cause I'm not an email buddy.
If you want to get out of the house and go get a drink or do something, then I'm you man.

Seeking: A woman who has a sense of humor and intelligence would be a great place to start. A great smile too. Non smoker. Height/weight proportionate.

Offering: Healthy, fit, educated, sarcastic and funny. Not much into the club scene but open to new places to go. Enjoy movies at the theater or at home. (Tivo is great).
I am easy to get along with and am the laid back type. Am a proud parent of a 5 year old boy. I listen to mostly 80's music but can compromise. Anything but rap.
Anyway, if you want to chat in email or IM then that would be great.

Post script:
(Not so famous sayings)
Can cross-eyed teachers control their pupils?
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill
I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde

And a final thought: Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it the second time

P.S. Some of "The World's Shortest Books" :
MY SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY by George Bush
THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton
EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
GUN SAFETY by****Cheney
MOTHERHOOD by Britney Spears
HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver