Wow, after reading the rules for this thing, I feel like I'm taking a dang IQ test. Ok, ok, let's see...women are supposed to like honesty, so I'll be as honest as possible here. I don't like pretentious folks (I lived in Seattle for 5yrs and hated EVERYONE) I also make it a rule not to date women who are so heavy I can't lift them above my head without risking either a hernia or having my arms snap like twigs. (Again, Washington state is filled with them like cream in a donut) and since I obviously have a slightly sarcastic sense of humor, I'd like to find someone with the same...but not someone who expects me to be their own personal sitcom;-)

Also, it's more irritating than a paper cut with lemon juice in it that so many of the chicks on here have some kind of block on their profile where you can't messege them if I've messeged someone who has a profile for an Intimate Encounter, even if it's YOU that's viewed my profile first. Ok, so, I could lie and pretend as though I only messeged those users trying to help with a deeper understanding in life, and try to convince them that their bodies should not be used in meaningless flings, but that's bulls**t. I got a news flash for the women on here, I'm a man, and men (gasp) like sex. Now, before you all break out the giant toys and call up that one lesbo friend of your to swear off all men, while sex is on the list of things men want, it's not at the TOP of the list for us all. We too want all the gay ass things in a relationship like (gag) cuddling, security of having another by your side, and loyalty. But when chicks act as if sex is a crime, you're the last one we'd try to speak with...and what's amazing about most of the women on here who have that block on their profile is that you're all single mothers...LOL Hell, a kid is PROOF that you f*ck...and you do it without protection obviously...LOL No, that doesn't mean you're easy, it just means that you're human, and that you too like azz, so stop pretending to be prudes. Now, after you get over whatever feminazi rant you'll more than likely go through after reading this, write me, and let's go from there.


**DISCLAIMER** I am not responsible for any of the ridiculous things I may or may not have said here. I'm a dang cage fighter, and I have had more damage to my HEAD than Bill Clinton with a snaggle tooth interm (get it, HEAD, ha) Anyway, I also may or may not have Tourettes Syndrome. Thank you;-)

First date? Oh, time for more honesty...LOL I like to talk on the first date....walk on the first date...maybe meet at a bookstore or somewhere not like a movie where I'll be telling you to shut the f-up trying to watch the show. Of course, a porn store is always good. We can touch all the fake skin feeling latex dolls, then smell our fingers and laugh til we throw up, or throw up until we laugh. Either way, ew...LOL I also am the owner of two evil 3yr old little boys, so my life is there's always. If I find the "One", then MAYBE I can squeeze you in, but just like they say "Bro's before hoes", with me it's my sons before buns...LOL I'm sure I'll get thousands of responses now.