Wanna hear the ugly, nasty, real of it? I'm 31 and not in a hurry for anything to happen! I've been in love in less than a week and I've taken two years to find the same thing. I won't hold past crap against you but, I won't believe it's everything I was hoping for right off the bat either. All my life I always thought it was ONLY guys that palyed games and I never played em. OOPS! Yall wanna land a good one you better bring your A+ game. To borrow a line from a great strip club song "Show me what you're workin wit."

What, you ask, do I mean by not in a hurry? I have kids. If I have no more, oh well. I'm not desperate to have more. I'd like to one day have a girl. If I'm not the donor so what. It aint about what happens in the buff. What matters is who's there when it's tough. My little brother has a brand new baby girl. She is the first one in fifty+years. I'm okay with being the cool uncle rather than the mean dad, but I'm not scared to try either.

I'm a Tennessee boy at heart but I love this part of the country and I'm here to stay. So now I'm looking for someone. I'm not sure who or what for that matter yet. I find the good in all people so as long as you don't cuss the waitress and act a fool I'm sure we'll get along just fine. As for what I like and what I'm looking for who knows. Maybe you. If this was plenty of wish first I'd wish for chemistry then friendship then all the other mushy stuff. When I say friendship I am not being cliche. Instead of "Hey honey I'm gonna go have some beers with the guys" I'm looking for "Hey honey Bill called and he wants us to meet him for some drinks." I'm not here to play head/heart games. Update: 3.28.09 It's a shame I have to put this in. We aren't compatible if you are into games. I am looking for someone real with a shot at something real. I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE I'M AS HAPPY WITH AS I AM BY MYSELF. If you aren't a happy person we won't get along.

Now, here's the part where I steal some line from yall. I want someone out there to prove to me you aren't all the same. Honesty is a necessity and violaters will be dismissed immediately. From the sounds of it everyone wants the same thing. Funny, smart, employed, attractive, witty. Bullcrap each of you has a variation of you're perfect guy and rarely are two alike.

I like to cook. I do my own housework inside and out. I work from home but it's kinda funny. I have to video confrence sometimes so if you come over and I'm wearing a dress shirt with pajama bottoms don't laugh too long. I plan on attending an event at each track on Nascar's circuit. A couple a year til I hit em all. Atlanta and Martinsville are on the list for this year. Update: I got ATL with one of yall and that was a blast. New for this year is Nashville. Last year I got Charlotte for the all-star race. That was a blast. I like to travel but I love being home. I can work on my yard in my undies(boxer-briefs) and my neighbors will never see. Okay I told you all the way down to my underwear so now I wanna hear about you. I smoke and some of you don't so I don't contact yall first. Hey Ladies if I have taken the time to write you, know that I have read your profile completely and something inspired me to write you.

Being on here, off and on a couple months now, I've had a few interesting and some not so interesting dates. Movies ain't happening. Due to the aforementioned update, I'd like to know a little about your real interests first. I'm memjeff on pokerstars. Serious points if you find me at a table and show me something. Now here's the only test, I use the same name on MY space. In your friend request mention PoF or I'll think your spam. A nice outdoor stroll is what I prefer as a first personal encounter. We can walk and talk and play 20 questions or some variation. In the event we do have something that needs to be explored we can take it from there. In the event we don't, well we can leave it at that. No harm no foul.