I like tattoos and painting. I like to sleep a lot. I don't drink so I usually end up baby sitting my friends and driving them around to bars.

I'm a freelance Graphic Designer, graduated from Platt College. My goal is to work for a large advertising agency or design firm somewhere downtown.

I've worked in tattoo shops for years and recently quit. I'm covered in tattoos, have a shaved head and a huge beard(for now). I always wear black but I'm not goth. Not even close.

I listen to Metal, Hard Core, Jazz, Sinatra, alot of sh*t actually.

I have a 3yr old daughter who's pretty damn cool and a whole lot more interesting than most people. She's the best thing to ever happen to me. Her mother and I don't get along. But there's minimal drama. That's what court papers are for! lol

I check the "missed connections" section on craigslist everyday to see is anyone saw me and thinks I'm cute... no one does. I'm quiet and soft spoken. I'm super mellow, "until it's time to not be nice" -Roadhouse

When I go out with friends, I don't talk much, especially around people I don't know.

I have to use proper spelling and punctuation in text messages. I don't like decoding texts, people I send my sh*t to, shouldn't have to either.

I like hotels, feel sleezy. lol

- Here's what I'm looking for or not looking for, based on the recent past dating experiences -

Single White Female

(If you're Screen name is "KRAZY ****" or anything to that effect, press "ALT & F4" now. also if you "TyPe LiKe ThIs", kill yourself...

No ****ing drugs (including pot and pills)
You can drink but just don't be sloppy. Don't get drunk and tell me I think I'm too cool for you or tell me some psycho ass sh*tabout yourself that "no one else knows about". I will not go into an East County bar. Period, no amount of begging, pouting, or sh*ttalking will make me go, so don't try. I'll repeat this again below.

Say thanks when someone buys you something or does something for you, I do. It's easy and takes like 3 seconds... really it does. Try it now: "Thanks for dinner." See, easy.

No ex drama.

No one over 35.

No cell phones when we're out. If you run your own business, I understand. I understand if your family calls, I understand emergencies. If you MUST answer the phone, keep it short. It's so lame to just be sitting around while you're on the phone or texting all the time. And please don't tell your ex you "love 'em but are not spending the night" while on the phone, sitting next to me. (from experience)

Must tolerate a smoker, although I'm trying to quit or at least cut WAY down.

No bro hoes, (you're hot, but I can't deal with that shit)
SRH IS GAY. SO IS MOTORCROSS AND KOTTON MOUTH KINGS AND ALL THAT SHIT.
I MAY WEAR BLACK SOCKS BUT I'M NOT EAST COUNTY. I will not go into an East County bar. Period, no amount of begging, pouting, or sh*ttalking will make me go, so don't try.

Don't be a ****ing flake.

Strippers are ok, but lets be honest, we probably know each other anyway. I don't get jealous, I know it's a job and I'm more than likely friends with your boss.

Please have a car. I do. But you should have one too. It's amazing how many people don't have a ****ing car. Oh yeah, and don't be mad because I don't wanna come get you all the time since you don't drive.

And that's it. Sorry about being picky but you know how it is...

Natis, yelp it.

I read on here that someone said coffee is cliche, What the **** is wrong with you? Coffee is perfect. You can't get wasted and act stupid and it can be as quick or long as you want. Also, there's no better place to people watch and talk sh*tthan a coffee shop!