Describe myself, hmmm, maybe I'm like a bottle of wine.
I've been around awhile, so a good vintage maybe.
A lot of dust on the bottle, a few cobwebs, corks in reasonable condition.
To sample the contents of said wine, some might say, a little dry,
needs to mature a little longer. When being sampled, some would
spit me out and say, Yuk! Others might say, ahh a good year.
After all's said and done, there's always the cheese & jatz. Cheers.

A coffee? Ok you can have a coffee, I'll have a beer.
A walk along the beach? Only if I can take a rod & bait.