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Oh, there once was a pond
vast, deep & mysterious . . .

Inhabited by Anglefish, Damselfish, Sunfish, Seahorses & Starfish.
Coexisting with the Clownfish, Bottom Dwellers, Piranha, Sucker Fish, Big Mouth Bass & Blowfish.

All in a prance & dance . . .
Captivated by the illusion . . .
Caught up in the trance . . .
Enchanted by the confusion . . .
Enticed by a slim chance . . .
Who'll take the bait and who'll just take a glance?

Meanwhile . . . the frog looks on
precariously, from the security of his lily pad
longing for his princess . . .
to come along and break the spell . . .

And you know the rest. . . . Right ? ? ? ?

Don't we all ? ? ? ?
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The Princess and the Frog

Once upon a time, in a land far away a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled & thought to herself: "I don't f*#*!g think so."


C'mon, that was funny, and of course, . . . JUST a fairy tale . . .


Happy Trolling . . . .


P.S. if you haven't mastered the art of walking on water yet, then, Grasshopper (remember Kung Fu?) say, "stay on shore or take your rubbers . . . so your feet don't get wet . . . of course" . . . . Just a little friendly F.Y.I. for U - the forums are a great wealth of info!

Everybody knows that fish don't date . .. they just stir up the waters on their way to their next excursion . . . . Possibly, the reason why "You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?"

Happy trails . . .
"Pedals"


P.S. Anybody out there hear of and believe in "The Secret"? It's basically the "law of attraction", you get what you put out there. My interpretation of Karma - "what goes around comes around" or in biblical terms; "you reap what you sow". For all those blessed with good looks and/or money, may you always have them. . . Cuz for some, when they're gone, all they are left with are themselves(or "bad ole selves"), their "notches" and their memories (may they continue to find comfort in those superficial and some/often times, fleeting, things). Kind regards. ~ Namaste ~