**Warning Sense Of Humour Required** Beauty is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder...!!

Other Interests Include: Counting The Cracks In Sidewalks, Chasing Sheep Around In My Rubber Boots Wearing Track Pants, So As 2 Not Startle Them While Undoing My Zipper !!:-) Combing My Hair, Washing My Hair, Curling My Hair, Donating My Thick Hair 2 Make Wigs 4 Charity....








A wife says to her friend, "Our sex life stinks." Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having sex?" She says, "Once, and I saw rage." Her friend says, "Why would he be angry during sex?" The wife says, "Because he was looking through the window at us."



Kinky is using a Feather, But Perverted Is using the whole Damn Chicken..!!

If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is not for you.....

There Once Was A Man Named Enis???

WHAT DID THE BANANNA SAY TO THE VIBRATOR?
WHAT THE HELL R U SHAKIN 4 SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!



Hi there, I'm looking for An Exceptional Lady to get to know and have fun with. I'm also Looking for a sincere Lady, and I'm not into playing head games. I also try 2 stay in shape and keep fit. So if you like my profile, have a sparkling personality and a dazzling sense of humour. Then feel free 2 give me a shout.

Naked twister perhaps???? Or i'd probably settle 4 coffee and see if there is any chemistry...